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I rec and review fanfics (mostly Stony and Sterek), movies and books. Have a look around

Also, a brief note: We have change our rating system. Using a 0-15 basis with decimal points was just confusing for everyone so we have switched to a 0-10 basis with only a .5 decimal rating to make it easier.

Basically:

A fic is rated between 0 and 10 on its story and writing with the F - A++ rating being how much the story was enjoyed regardless of its writing.

For example, a crack fic my only get a 5 for its writing but a B for being funny and enjoyable regardless.

All ratings are subjective to the reviewer, anyway, and you might as well ignore them. IF A STORY SOUNDS INTERESTING JUST READ IT YEAH?

- Absalom

Art by NinaKask

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairings: Derek/Stiles, Lydia/Jackson, Scott/Allison

Genre: Drama, Angst, Humour, Superhero AU, High School AU

Classification: Teen

Length: 33, 279

Status: Complete

Rating: 9.5 A (RATING SYSTEM CHANGED)

Summary: Stiles has a very unique superpower, in that he doesn't exist. He's invisible, untouchable, unhearable-is that a word?-and just not there. He feels like a ghost most of the time, although he can't walk through walls (he tried, the wall took offense and his nose paid the price) and he can still trip over his own feet. He blends perfectly into the background and no matter how hard he tries, nobody knows he's there. It's a lonely life, he's not gonna lie. But suddenly something changes. Stiles is part of a group project which includes probably the most explosive combination of people in his class. These people don't notice when he waves a hand right in front of their face-how could they when he doesn't exist? The possibilities are endless. Oh, this is going to be so much fun.

 Review: Wow, okay, I loved this fic because, while a superhero AU in and of itself isn’t that innovative, I have never read one with a power quite like Stiles’ and I absolutely love the dynamic it creates between the two characters. Watching Stiles’ struggle with distant pinning and Derek’s hilarious reaction to what is tantamount to stalking absolutely had me enthralled with this story. I love it and you should definitely read it.

- Absalom

THE ESSENTIALS - A STONY STARTER LIST

For those newly inducted into the Stony family, there are a few fics which everyone needs to read. And here are a few compiled for your reading pleasure:

The Twice Told Tale by arysteia: For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all. Explicit, 15 789, Complete.

Ghost in the Wires by sororexitium: When Steve moves into Avengers mansion he is caught up in strange coincidences. He walks behind an unseen ghost: a ghost who leaves empty spaces all around the manor. It doesn't make sense, and it sounds crazy until he meets Anthony, a computer simulation programmed by Anthony Stark, who died two years ago. Then it just seems even crazier. Mature, 48 292, Complete.

And I’d Buy A Big House Where We Both Could Live by shinkonokokoro: Missing: Tony Stark, billionaire businessman, heir to Stark Industries, reward: none Only Steve didn't know that when he picked up the waterlogged unconscious man from the bank of a river. Mature, 59 285, Complete.

Two Out of Three (Ain’t Bad) by plingo_kat: It blindsides him one morning in the middle of his customary third cup of coffee; Steve walks through the door in loose cotton pants, shirt pulled up to wipe the sweat off his face from his usual morning workout, and Tony thinks: adorable. Teen, 9 449, Complete.

Coming Home by Sonora: When S.H.I.E.L.D. approaches Tony Stark to help with their 1940s deception for Steve Rogers, to be a semi-familiar face and name to help re-introduce him to the world, Tony agrees on one condition - that it's his show to run. And at first, it seems like his plan's going off without a hitch. What he doesn't account for, however, are his own growing feelings for Steve. Mature, 22 138, Complete.

Average Avengers Local Chapter 7 of New York by hetrez: Steve and Tony accidentally start a national do-gooders association and fall in love. Teen, 9 178, Complete.

Buy You A Mockingbird by jadedoll: Babyfic! When Tony unexpectedly becomes a parent, his world view drastically changes. And changes. Then it changes again. And then again. Explicit, 29 652, Complete.

Bros Before by tsukinofaerii: For a year, Steve and Tony have had a bromance of epic proportions, bonding over cheesy movies and long, dateless nights where they reminisce over love lost. But now something threatens to interfere with their precious Thursday Night Movies: a woman. Dun dun duuuuun. Explicit, 8 861, Complete.

How To Royally Fuck Up The Avengers Tower by theappleppielifestyle: "Hey, Cap, it's Tony. Stark. Iron Man. Uh, yeah- I was looking over the designs for your part in the Avengers Tower, and I am pretty sure Fury will castrate me if I put in some stripper poles, so I was wondering if you could swing by and see if everything is, uh. Dandy. Did people say 'dandy' in the 40s? I have no idea. Ah, anyway, drop by anytime. Yep. Bye." Teen, 17 021, Complete.

Teenage Dream by shinkonokokoro: A battle with Loki leaves Tony de-aged physically and mentally to the time he was in college. young!Tony takes it all in stride. He is duly impressed by his armor, confused and excited by all the superhumans (Thor and Hulk) around and then is smacked by the realization that the boring blond hovering around is actually his MAJOR childhood hero / crush / source of adolescent fantasies Captain America! Cue teen!Tony trying his best (and maybe succeeding?) to get into an increasingly flustered and blushy Captain America. Bonus if teen!Tony is still way way more experienced than virgin!Steve and is *delighted* to get to top (and deflower) Captain America. (Um, extra bonus for including a little bit of Rhodey and Pepper interacting with Tony. Also super bonus for Steve unearthing Tony's daddy issues by the dozen.) Explicit, 16 905, Complete.

Mr. July by jibrailis: Tony is the only one who can defend Steve's virtue. Tony hates his life. Explicit, 10 065, Complete.

Living In The Future by Closer: Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he's stuck with him. That's not a bad thing, but between Steve's wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony's little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening. Mature, 36 271, Complete.

In All the World by wallhaditcoming: In a world where Sentinels, people with five heightened senses, bond mentally and spiritually with Guides, people gifted with empathetic powers, Tony Stark has spent thirty-three years overwhelmed by the emotions of those around him and running from his own. Sentinel Steve Rogers wakes up sixty years out of his own time and struggles to deal with the massive amount of new sensory input while trying to find his footing in a New York very different from the one he knew. When they finally find each other, how will their bond change them? Teen, 15 082, Complete.

We Don’t Need a Heart of Gold, We Need the Heart of a Lion by Zekkass: 'You know what's an interesting plot bunny? And I'm sorry in advance. If Captain America was an alternate personality of Steve's or vice versa.' Explicit, 16 879, Complete.

Falling to Earth by entanglednow: Snow is the beginner's substance of choice for all cave-ins and trapped-in-the-wilderness scenarios. Why couldn't it have been snow? Teen, 5 374, Complete.

And Has Time Enough by wanttobeatree: Tony asks if they have met. It's a matter of perspective. (A Time Traveller's Wife AU.) General, 15 685, Complete.

The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark by jibrailis: After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve. Mature, 42 333, Complete.

Oxidation by paxnirvana: Terrorists develop a riot-inducing spray that has unexpected effects on America's only Super Soldier. Mature, 10 719, Complete. WARNINGS FOR RAPE/NON-CON though not for Tony or Steve (that’s more dub-con). Sex-Pollen!fic

Wilt Thou Exchange by twentysomething: "The first time Steve meets Toni is about a week after he wakes up." Explicit, 33 608, Complete. Always-a-Girl!Tony.

Wanderer by 51stCenturyFox: Tony jerks away like he's awakened to find himself taunting an alligator with a raw chicken, and almost falls on the floor. "You sleepwalked," Steve says, stating the obvious,"into my bed." Mature, 1 676, Complete.

Start as You Mean to Go On by BlackEyedGirl: Tony gets that the others think this is an ego thing - the way he can’t resist pushing Steve’s buttons. Honest-to-God, the guy just bugs him. Mostly because Steve is distractingly perfect, but a little bit because of the family history. Explicit, 2 612, Complete.

Be No Stranger (All Your Saints and Soldiers Remix) by jibrailis: That's the twenty-first century love song, baby. Glitz and glamour and every one of us is a liar. Teen, 5 973, Complete.

Team Building Activities by valtyr: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU. Mature, 37 938, Complete. (one of my personal favourites)

(First Impressions Are) A Work in Progress by porthos: Tony has a point system for the times he can get Steve to be less than perfect. Mature, 15 195, Complete.

Sleep Verse by ashinan: As the months progress, Steve takes note of Tony's complete disregard of sleep. And when Tony does sleep, it is usually on the couch in the living room. What started as a means of getting Tony to acknowledge his body's demands, evolved into a complex array of mathematical equations and Pavlovian conditioning. Figuring out how to get Tony to sleep is the easy part. Everything else are unaccounted variables. Explicit (eventually), 19 241, Complete.

This Wasn’t What the Brochure Promised by kahn: Tony, Steve, Clint and Bruce spend quality time together in a cave. Tony does not build another arc reactor (even if he sort of needs one). Steve is all Protective Leader. Clint is terrifyingly good with a knife. Bruce bleeds and snarks. There is banter and embarrassing amounts of schmoop and the boys get very touchy-feely. Teen, 7 424, Complete.

Recalibration by malfaisant: Loki touched the sceptre to his chest, a centimetre above the arc reactor, a centimetre above where it would’ve been harmless and Tony would’ve brushed it off with a crude joke. Instead, there was a sharp needlepoint on his sternum, and cold, blue tendrils clutching at his heart, the same electric blue as his pupils. Explicit, 46 390, Complete.

Homefront by copperbadge: Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide. Explicit, 12 860, Complete.

Slipping Through the Years by often_adamanta: The plane crash and subsequent ice might have killed him, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t still around, haunting those he cares about. And since the only person who can see him is Tony Stark, death sure isn’t going to be boring. Mature, 17 991, Complete.

The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation by scifigrl47: When Tony Stark was seventeen years old, he built his first AI. On that day, he ceased to be his father's creation, and became a creating force in his own right. That one act likely saved his life, and not always in the most obvious ways. Mature, 84 678, Complete.

  There are a lot of things I left off of this list so if you think that there are any other must-haves for starters then let me know and I’ll add it to the list.

(P.S. I apologize for our directory tags at the moment, they appeare to have gotten a bit muddled, but I am trying to fix the problem, it just may take some time as I am in the middle of an exam period)

- Absalom

Art by wire-doll

Author: Winterstar

Fandom: The Avengers (MCU)

Pairings: Steve/Tony

Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Classification:Explicit

Length: 40, 178

Status: Complete

Rating: 14.5 B

Summary: A change in circumstances switches the tables on Tony. When an assassination attempt leaves Steve debilitated, Tony is his only hope. In order to save Steve, he might very well have to suffer the same fate as Steve. A story about the paradox of love.

Review: This one was wonderfully written with a storyline like nothing I’ve read before. It was amazingly well done, even the spooky science and I hope that, if not a sequel, you at least plan to write a second epilogue, Winterstar. I would love to read a bit more about how Steve and Tony deal with the ending of this story. However, it would make it rather dramatic if left as a standalone… Ah, well, I’ll take what I can get.

A fantastic story, a must read with time travel, PTSD, cuddling in the dark, the whole nine yards.

- Absalom

Art by spider-blog (they said they made one for the fic but the link doesn’t work so I just took one at random)

Author: Anon1Adult

Fandom: The Avengers (Universe hopping so…)

Pairings: Steve/Tony, Stella Rogers/Tony Stark, Toni Stark/Steve Rogers

Genre: Humour, Gender Bend, sort of AU(???), tiny bit of Angst because Tony

Classification:Teen

Length: 33, 760

Status: Complete

Rating: 12.4 A

Summary: He took in the familiar bright eyes, the curve of the cheekbone, the playful smile of the lips. He wanted to convey how appreciative he was of them offering their house when they could have left him with Reed to wait out whatever had happened. But all that came out was- "You're a girl."

Steve and Tony are both suddenly, without warning, separated and deposited into two different universes where they both meet happily married versions of Iron Man and Captain America.

Review: Oh my god, this story was funny. Mainly because of the reactions between the universes and Tony casually walking in on Stella and Alt!Tony and just not giving a fuck. It made me laugh despite the angsty Tony feels and all that and the ending had me giggling for quite a while. It was so simple yet so clever. I loved it!

Points lost though for bad and often confusing formatting and because shit was getting pulled from every which way I couldn’t figure out if the main Steve and Tony were supposed to be from MCU or Ultimates or 616 or what.

A relatively short one that should definitely be on your list.

- Absalom

Author: PaxieAmor

Fandom: The Avengers (MCU)

Pairings: Steve/Tony

Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Gender Bend

Classification:Mature

Length: 30, 418

Status: Complete

Rating: 10.2 B

Summary: A stalker is targeting Antonia "Toni" Stark, which skews how she sees herself and how she allows others to see her.

Review: This was a pretty great series, man. Every now and then I like a gender bender and this was one of the first ones I read. The story was interesting but the characterisation pissed me off a little because they made Toni a little whimpy and needing protecting, which, yeah I get because of her history, but I still feel like Toni would be more inclined to hide those things from Steve rather than spilling like she did.

I really like the idea of Toni’s Playlist 42 though and it’s worth listening to when you get up to the link.

Regardless, it’s a pretty good series and I look forward to seeing where Paxie goes with it in the future.

!!!WARNINGS FOR RAPE/NON-CON!!!

- Absalom

Art by (I COULDN’T FIND A SOURCE I’M SORRY)

Author:  Dreamweaver37

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairings: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel

Genre: Romance, Angst, Mpreg

Classification:Explicit

Length: 42, 541

Status: Complete

Rating: 12.9 A

Summary: A certain archangel is back, and Sam won’t make the same mistake twice. And with Gabriel back in the picture, everyone might just get what they want.

Review: Okay, yes, I admit it; I like a bit of Mpreg sometimes. When you get stuff as well written as this, it’s hard not to. They had beautiful characterisation and, just, ya know, this story was an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish and the sequel was just as bad.

Highly recommend this story. Would read again.

- Absalom

Anonymous asked:

Just want to know how exactly your rating system works. The rating can be up to 15 stars but there are decimals like 12.3 or 14.7 And from what I understand the numbers represent how well it is written and the letter is based on how much you enjoyed it; correct?

That's pretty much it my friend the decimals are just me being finicky about it so you can always jsut ignore those and it won't make a difference I'm not very critical though so that might make it harder to decide on the actual rating. I don't think I've rated anything other than birdemic and a couple books below a ten because I have genuinely thought most everything was pretty good so that's really the only reason for the decimals.But yeah numbers are writing and plot and letters are involvement and love of the story

Title:  Noticed

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairings: Stiles/Derek

Genre: Angst, Drama

Classification:Teen

Length: 35, 195

Status: Complete

Rating: 12.8 A

Summary: Stiles left on a Tuesday. Nobody Noticed.

Review: Ahh, I love me some BAMF!Stiles. This fic was a really interesting take on Stiles’ position in the pack and what would happen if he were gone. I love that despite the fact that he was gone for 8 years, he never got out of the supernatural stuff because I don’t think you ever could. I really liked this fic and Lydia and the baby oh jesus I nearly died of cute.

- Absalom

Art by ASAMESHII

Author: valtyr

Fandom: The Avengers (MCU)

Pairings: Steve/Tony

Genre: Humour

Classification:Mature

Length: 37, 938

Status: Complete

Rating: 14.3 A

Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

Review: In all honesty, I started reading this because the summary was just so freaking weird. And I read it. And I can’t even deal with how good this fic was. The characterisation was perfect, the story was great and I laughed so hard my family think I’m now insane.

It’s just an amazing fic and, as always, valtyr remains a personal favourite.

- Absalom

Title: A Discovery of Witches

Author: Deborah Harkness

Genre: Mystery, Fantasy, Romance

Rating: 14.6 A

Review: I loved this book but it was one of those ones where you aren’t quite sure why… It was a brilliantly inventive world of magical realism with spells and enchantments, mythology and history. I can’t help thinking that this is what Twilight would have been if it wasn’t terrible and aimed at angsty teens. Diana Bishop is a witch of rich heritage from two powerful families who has refused her true nature, choosing instead to parade around as a human in the halls of Oxford. When a magical manuscript finds its way into her hands, her act comes crashing down. Witches and Vampires and Daemons are everywhere and all of them want one thing; for Diana to get the book again. Mathew Clairmont, a centuries-old vampire, has made it his personal mission to keep her safe. Now, if only she could figure out what he wants… I’m always a fan of a good fantasy story and this one was truly fantastic. With historical facts, romance, drama and action it had pretty much everything one could want from a story. I read this entire thing in 36 hours non-stop because I simply couldn’t put it down. It is by far one of the best books I have ever read and I’ve been sitting on my thumbs for two years waiting for the last book in the trilogy and I WILL WAIT TILL THE ENDS OF THE EARTH IF I HAVE TO HARKNESS!!!

It can be found online here; http://www.bestfree-book.com/Vampires/A-Discovery-of-Witches/01.html

- Absalom

Title: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)

Production: Paramount Pictures, Skydance Productions, Mace Neufeld Productions, Di Bonaventura Pictures, Buckaroo Entertainment, Etalon Film

Director: Kenneth Branagh

Screenwriters: Adam Cozad, David Koepp

Genre: Mystery, Thriller, Action

Rating: 11.2 D                      

Review: Eh, it was okay. It had an interesting story line and I was happy that they rebooted the Jack Ryan series after so many years but, yeah, I was sort of expecting more? I think Chris Pine was great for the role, he fit it really well, but Keira Knightly just wasn’t a strong enough actress for the type of character it looked like they wanted. She was just a bit too… Pride and Prejudice, I think. She ended up being more of a damsel in distress type character that looked a bit weird considering how game she was to jump on the whole espionage, secret agent gig.

Good action flick but not up there on my list of favourites.

- Absalom

Author:  Dreamweaver37

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairings: Sam/Gabriel

Genre: Romance, Crime, AU

Classification:Mature

Length: 22, 976

Status: Complete

Rating: 13.7 A

Summary: Sam Winchester is a detective who's hunting down a monster. And Dr. Gabriel Novak is the psychiatrist who might be his best chance of catching him. The detective is finding out that Dr. Novak might be his best chance for a lot of things.

Review: It’s been a long time since I read any Supernatural fics but this one is still up near the top of my list. I love the interactions between the characters, I love the plot, I love how angry Sam starts getting, I love Dean and Cas trying to comfort them. Everything about this fic, okay?

- Absalom

Art by Rik Levins (there was apparently an issue where Cap became a werewolf so I just used the cover because it seemed weirdly appropriate)

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairings: Stiles/Derek

Genre: Humour, PWP (there’s a tiny bit of plot in that they go to the movies)

Classification:Mature

Length: 728

Status: Complete

Rating: 13.9 B (because it made me laugh)

Summary: He pulls his phone from his jeans pocket and taps out a text to Erica: There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I’m going in.

Review: And then I thought, ‘why not combine my two greatest loves?’ This fic was absolutely perfect, okay, even if it was ridiculously short. I am totally okay with this because it is amazing and I don’t even care what happens for the rest of the day.

- Absalom

Author: AngeNoir

Fandom: The Avengers (MCU)

Pairings: Another friendship one but it is oh so good

Genre: Hurt/Comfort

Classification:General

Length: 6, 185

Status: Complete

Rating: 12.5 B

Summary: Illness is a private affair, one that Tony deals with as effectively as he always deals with self-care - as in, not at all. He sends pretty much everyone who looks for him during his times of sickness into mild or major panic, depending.

Review: Ahhh, I love this one. It’s so cute and fluffy and sick Tony is adorable. Love it, love it, love it!

- Absalom

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