I’ve Got Malice in My Veins

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

recording Vampires !

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

Troy ❤️❤️❤️

for every we're so back there are three consecutive it's so overs

she let me hit cause I'm endearingly macabre

Absolutely lost in the sauce

British satire on French hairstyles, 1771

Sorry, I don't make the rules: over-emphasis on religious celibacy is always going to make a man a little bit more desirable. Playing hard to get on an institutional scale.

ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.