I'll-Form-the-Head

M'aiq's favorite is Sheogorath

I love it when shiro said "let's form voltron" and voltroned all over the place

I think Shiro is bad at cooking in a “overcooks everything out of paranoia about raw food and giving someone food poisoning” combined with “I’m busy and need food cooked fast so we’re putting the stove burner on 7 instead of 5” way so everything he makes is a little charred and a little tough and dry and over cooked and he’ll eat it but no one wants him cooking for them ever. I think he does better when recipes have very specific descriptors of how you know it’s done. “Turn off when bubbles form” type things. He’s okay at baking when it has specific directions, or when it’s “when a toothpick comes out clean” but if it’s “golden brown around edges” he will second guess if it’s golden brown or not and burn the cookies. I think he loves appliances like instapot or rice cookers where you dump ingredients in and push settings and it comes out done. Don’t make him make decisions about if food is done he will overthink it and err on the side of caution and burn it.

post where there's post-war klance

keith: i'm really excited to meet your family lance.

lance: as you should be! they're awesome and they'll love you.

meeting the family

lance: this is inez! she's my brother luis's daughter, so she's my niece. that's how nieces work.

keith: i know how nieces work lance. hi inez. i'm keith (offers handshake)

lance: ahem...

keith: oh right. i'm your uncle's boyfriend

inez: (gives him a patented Niece Once-over) (does not accept handshake) hm. have you ever killed anybody

keith: (is a literal war veteran) (hates lying) (unless it's funny) (this isn't funny) oh um. only bad guys?

inez: ... what (in the smallest voice you can imagine)

lance: he's kidding!! he's joking. oh keith you're such a jokester haha

keith: no? we both--

lance: (staring at him so so intensely) you. are. kidding.

inez: oh. well he isn't very funny.

lance: yeah... he's not

lance has pulled keith aside now

lance: keith when a kid asks you that you tell them no!

keith: but that's lying?

lance: then dodge the question!

keith: i don't understand what you're asking me

lance: (poking keith in the chest for each word) dodge. the. question.

keith: repeating it with more emphasis has never made anyone understand anything better in the history of time ever

lance: ok. keith. ask me if i've killed anyone.

keith: but i already know that?

lance: just ask me!

keith: ok ok fine. lance, have you killed anyone?

lance: have you?

keith: ...yes? you were there.

lance: no! answer like you're inez.

keith: but... i'm keith?

lance: (heaviest of sighs)

lance: ...

lance: marry me.

rewatching voltron with the knowledge that shiro is gay and has an ex-fiancé is actually very funny because that means when he got back to earth after being held captive and forced to fight gladiator style in space prison his first and main concern was to get the FUCK back to space without alerting anyone else that he was on earth at all. and yanno what that is so valid i too would be so embarrassed and never want to see my ex again after he specifically told me not to go to space and i didn’t listen and that resulted in the break up of our almost marriage and on the space mission he told me not to go on i got alien kidnapped and thrown into the middle of an intergalactic war.

snack break

don’t repost (reblog ok)

Red Lion <3

"please just order, I don't need to hear the backstory of your cactus allergy"

so i've been re-watching atla....... expect more art soon

I love the first season of atla

rewatching atla after like 10 years and zuko is so insanely pitiful

watching atla for the first time

my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter