oh dear heavens, it appears that my heart is beating excessively rapidly whenever i am near a certain lovely young gentleman…..

Could it be Mr.Katsuki you are talking about? You always seemed quite fond of him.

heavens, could I be that obvious?

*soft dandy sigh*

How positively… repulsive.

Could you try to be accepting of their relationship, Yurio? I find it rather adorable that they fancy each other so much!

As Phichit said, their relationship is quite adorable! At least try to be respectful please, Yurio.

thank you, my kind friends….

Ah, I suppose I do not understand what you are discussing. Perhaps it is an elderly sort of thing?

Dear, it seems our feelings are mutual. My heart ceases to calm when I’m in your presence.

@dandyviktor

Could it be some sort of terrible sickness that had taken us both over? How worrying...

I fear of any harm for you, dear sir.

quick art based on a dandy au by @tecochet

mr. katsuki~

pleasure~

oh dear heavens, it appears that my heart is beating excessively rapidly whenever i am near a certain lovely young gentleman…..

Could it be Mr.Katsuki you are talking about? You always seemed quite fond of him.

heavens, could I be that obvious?

*soft dandy sigh*

How positively… repulsive.

Could you try to be accepting of their relationship, Yurio? I find it rather adorable that they fancy each other so much!

As Phichit said, their relationship is quite adorable! At least try to be respectful please, Yurio.

thank you, my kind friends....

oh dear heavens, it appears that my heart is beating excessively rapidly whenever i am near a certain lovely young gentleman…..

Could it be Mr.Katsuki you are talking about? You always seemed quite fond of him.

heavens, could I be that obvious?

*soft dandy sigh*

T E A  -  T I M E

Some relaxing tea with @dandyviktor and @dandyyurio ☕

Ah, I had quite a splendid time....I can only hope you did as well, @dandy-yuuri

dandybek dating advice

Tip Number One: Always be sure to apply a fragrance before going out. It is in your best interests to be appealing to all of your partner’s senses.

Tip Number Two: Never overstep your partner’s boundaries. Consent is an extremely necessary part of a healthy and long-lasting relationship.

Tip Number Three: On said date, try to incorporate an activity that would provoke an intellectually centered conversation. For example, going to a museum and discussing the color theory of lesser-known art pieces will enhance your relationship.

This advice is quite useful, especially to fine and dandy people.

This advice sounds quite accurate. The museum date sounds absolutely splendid, @dandyviktor, what are your thoughts on this intellectual date plan?

this seems like an intelligent yet exciting experience, would you be willing to join me, @dandy-yuuri for one such plan?

@dandyviktor must you even ask? I would be extraordinarily happy to spend any moment with you!

@dandy-yuuri I’m absolutely delighted! It shall be the most charming evening.

dandybek dating advice

Tip Number One: Always be sure to apply a fragrance before going out. It is in your best interests to be appealing to all of your partner’s senses.

Tip Number Two: Never overstep your partner’s boundaries. Consent is an extremely necessary part of a healthy and long-lasting relationship.

Tip Number Three: On said date, try to incorporate an activity that would provoke an intellectually centered conversation. For example, going to a museum and discussing the color theory of lesser-known art pieces will enhance your relationship.

This advice is quite useful, especially to fine and dandy people.

This advice sounds quite accurate. The museum date sounds absolutely splendid, @dandyviktor, what are your thoughts on this intellectual date plan?

this seems like an intelligent yet exciting experience, would you be willing to join me, @dandy-yuuri for one such plan?

ah, why cannot I be both your loved and exquisitely dandy and fine?

*wink and tip of hat*

I must say he is both @tecochet

*squealing at dandy yuuri*

I’m definitely the daddy between the two of us, @dandyviktor

@theoriginalicedaddy that might just be your own opinion, good sir. I can be very desirable when I wish to be.

Well of course you’re desirable, since you’re as gorgeous as I am. But do you have what it takes to be a true daddy?

I do believe so, my look-alike, I do believe so.

ah, why cannot I be both your loved and exquisitely dandy and fine?

*wink and tip of hat*

I must say he is both @tecochet

*squealing at dandy yuuri*

Simply repulsive!

now now, theres no need to be rude, gentleman

You elderly gentlemen are sickening!

e-elderly....

dear me....

ah, why cannot I be both your loved and exquisitely dandy and fine?

*wink and tip of hat*

I must say he is both @tecochet

*squealing at dandy yuuri*

I’m definitely the daddy between the two of us, @dandyviktor

@theoriginalicedaddy that might just be your own opinion, good sir. I can be very desirable when I wish to be.

ah, why cannot I be both your loved and exquisitely dandy and fine?

*wink and tip of hat*

I must say he is both @tecochet

*squealing at dandy yuuri*

Simply repulsive!

now now, theres no need to be rude, gentleman

ah, why cannot I be both your loved and exquisitely dandy and fine?

*wink and tip of hat*

I must say he is both @tecochet

*squealing at dandy yuuri*

ah, why cannot I be both your loved and exquisitely dandy and fine?

*wink and tip of hat*

To All Dandies

I propose a very dandy game of croquet for us ladies and gentlemen. I do say that today is a marvelous day for a game and to drink tea.

I am not available at the present, so would you care to join myself, @dandy-yuuri, and @dandy-phichit for a lovely post-Grand Prix game of croquet and perhaps some ballroom dancing afterwards?

Sounds marvelous @dandychrisg however I am a little hesitant of @dandy-yuuri getting to the champagne at the gala

Do not worry Mr. Plisetsky, I shall try to keep my lust for alcohol very mild this year. @dandyyurio

Mr. Katsuki, kindly allow me to remind you that last year, you lost the game, and ended up revoltingly drunk! You and @dandychrisg then participated in undandy acts which I will not allow to pass my lips. @dandy-yuuri

Aaah yes, though I do not remember that night, it was in fact a splendid night. I met my dear @dandyviktor there. @dandyyuri

i shall never forget my first, incredibly lucky glance at @dandy-yuuri on that splendid night of good fortune...with his bright mussed eyes like clouded stars

Ah, what a shame. I do understand how much you miss him, though! You always look at him like he is the brightest diamond on the earth! It’s such a look of infatuation, it’s rather adorable! How I wish he would show!

I’ve never met Yuuri. I hope he comes out to visit everyone soon. By what I hear, he sounds like a gentlemen.

Indeed he is, my fair lady! The greatest friend a gentleman can have!

I have been acquainted with this man! Truly incandescent in nature!

I am glad I am not the only one who appreciates such a dashing, charming, absolutely extraordinarily entertaining and delightful....