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Okay so I haven’t been on here in forever, but I’m alive and much has changed since I’ve posted regularly. I struggle with BPD pretty badly and pretty much do what I can to handle it from day to day, and most days it’s harder than others. I just want you all to know that you are valid and beautiful and I think of you all often <3
god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that
homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.
Fun fact a scientist who is very not spiritual or superstitious began seeing corner eye hallucinations and feeling intense fear and a presence in his lab around the same time that everyone else in the building was suddenly reporting it haunted.
Determined, he found that the “hauntings” stopped when the industrial air conditioning unit, that had just recently been installed, was turned off. We’ve found that measurable micro vibrations in a structure cause immense fear, and a feeling of a presence and corner eye hallucinations – just like when you watch a scary movie alone at night and you see things move in the corner of your eye or are afraid to go in the cellar because you’re convinced someone’s in there.
Why?
Because many members of our species built homes in and around cliffs and caves for tens of thousands of years. And it’s likely that these certain shaky vibrations give us intense fear and a need to move far away because that would have saved our lives if the cave were collapsing or unstable.
You’ll notice it’s always falling apart, dilapidated homes that are “haunted” - or very very old restored homes. These places might just be slightly structurally unsound. That’s all.
That’s infrasound, sounds that are below 20hz, or the limit of normal human hearing. Things that produce infrasound in nature include severe weather, earthquakes, volcanoes, tigers, alligators, rhinoceros; also known as things that can kill people. We developed an evolutionary sense of dread when our brains perceive sounds we cannot hear. The vibrations from infrasound can also vibrate the eye causing visual hallucinations.
You know what also causes infrasound? A LOT of machines, especially large industrial ones. There’s a reason haunted house stories started popping up in post industrialization. That scientist was Vic Tandy and he wrote about it in a the paper Ghosts in the Machines
“Vic Tandy, experimental officer and part-time lecturer in the school of international studies and law at Coventry University, along with Dr. Tony Lawrence of the University’s psychology department, wrote in 1998 a paper called “Ghosts in the Machine” for the Journal of the Society for Psychical Research. Their research suggested that an infrasonic signal of 19 Hz might be responsible for some ghost sightings. Tandy was working late one night alone in a supposedly haunted laboratory at Warwick, when he felt very anxious and could detect a grey blob out of the corner of his eye. When Tandy turned to face the grey blob, there was nothing.The following day, Tandy was working on his fencing foil, with the handle held in a vice. Although there was nothing touching it, the blade started to vibrate wildly. Further investigation led Tandy to discover that the extractor fan in the lab was emitting a frequency of 18.98 Hz, very close to the resonant frequency of the eye given as 18 Hz by NASA. This, Tandy conjectured, was why he had seen a ghostly figure—it was, he believed, an optical illusion caused by his eyeballs resonating. The room was exactly half a wavelength in length, and the desk was in the centre, thus causing a standing wave which caused the vibration of the foil.“
BROKE: MISTAKEN HAUNTINGS ARE CAUSED BY INFRASOUND
WOKE: GHOSTS ARE MADE OF INFRASOUND
Nope nope nope you stop that
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Holy shit
IS THAT FUCKIMG WINDOWS 95???????
tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay
SKSKSKSKS
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
WHAT
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
guys they oil each other up im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?
A commission of a picnic picnic date with Aziraphale & Crowley!
This piece was done by one of our contributors from Threads of Time, @eliotlime!
#alexandria48bc Part 9 (All parts available to read under the tag #alexandria48bc!)
Voice of God: The minds of demons, angels, and humans are all of the same stock. They are prone to dwell on thoughts beings of any kind would rather not have.
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I spent time on this. It’s 2am and I have a presentation tomorrow. I couldn’t stop thinking about it. You’re welcome.
Dean and Castiel in Supernatural 15x01 - “Back and to the Future”
Aziraphale sits in a bright, quiet garden. He’s surrounded on all sides by flowers of every size and color and variety, and he’s curled up in a great armchair with a stack of books. Bees buzz lazily around his head, and butterflies curiously explore the volumes at his feet. It’s not the garden of Eden. No, it’s somewhere on Earth.
Crowley appears around a blooming bush. He’s holding a mug of cocoa, which smells divine, mixed with the fragrance of the flowers, and he lets his hand linger long and slow on Aziraphale’s as he gives it. Aziraphale tilts up his face, and Crowley bends down to kiss him, lightly, unhurriedly, like he has all the time he wants. Then he retreats, saying something about making lunch, and Aziraphale smiles at him as he saunters away.
He sips his cocoa and sighs. Here is a man at peace.
date night
they’re in love
Supernatural | 4x01 - “Lazarus Rising”
Meanwhile............
i had this idea at 2am so yeah
This is my one of my favorite things to come from the fandom, thank you!
"CROWLEY WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY???" "Shhm my head hurtss angel" "WHY IS THERE BLACK FEATHERS INSIDE MY CLOTHES?"
