The fastest way to shut down my "freelance life means I have to constantly be working" thoughts is to remind myself that if I was a boss holding a worker to the standards I hold myself to, their union would hunt me for sport and nobody would blame them.

Not me immediately screenshotting this and posting it to the OPP freelance writers chat I'm in

“Oh the age gap was too big I aged one of them up/down so they’re the same age”

YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR WEAKNESS! YOU ROLL ON YOUR SPINELESS BACK AND EXPOSE YOUR COWARD BELLY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! I DONT HAVE A SHIP WITH AN AGE GAP OF LESS THAN A DECADE! GIVE THESE MIDDLE AGED MEN A TWINK AND SOME VIAGRA AND THEYRE READY TO GO!

why did nobody tell me the plot for lopporit tribe quests is taking the rabbits to the club

the suffering is real

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

untitled goose game works because if i was playing a human person i would still feel terrible for attacking people at random and stealing their possessions even though i know that neither i nor they are real, but since i'm doing all of that as my bastardsona i feel that it is not only my right but my duty to inflict as much havoc and mild vexation as possible on the unsuspecting population of NPCs

human brain: making people's lives harder for no good reason is cruel and wrong

goose brain: no gods no masters no conscience no compassion. only bastard.

@adahlenan

Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.

i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

the malevolent spirit of nikola tesla detonating cars is such a hilarious image to me

-points at icon-

I know in the comics Robo licensed the Tesla name to Musk, but I desperately need someone to draw Nikola Tesla’s robot son kicking the ever loving shit out of Musk.

If I may direct people who don't know anything about Nikola Tesla to this Oatmeal comic:

They can be polyamorous. As a treat.

It's about devotion and obsession. It's ALWAYS about devotion and obsession. And hunger. It's love with teeth.