I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

Wow. Yeah. All true.

Ferret, but it’s pronounced like beret.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

hmmm

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

(x)

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*