Megan 💫

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

Ma I've made it. I got screenshotted and posted to tumblr.

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

All this PR might seem terrible, but its doing a great job of covering up the fact that she's been accused of abusing a disabled girl to the extent where said abused child was apparently bleeding from her belly button a week from surgery and Jojo made her put a pad over it so she didn't ruin the costume Jojo bought- then made her keep dancing for hours. All for her stupid TV show.

"Furthermore, insiders allege the reality show producers set out to make the kids “cry” on camera every day, though others close to the production denied this." But another mom said she hadn't heard that quote directly, but that the attitude was 'consistent with the way the set was run.' Among many other allegations.

She's also vocally supportive of/friends with Colleen Ballinger (accused of sexually harassing/assaulting/grooming minors) and James Charles, whose biggest claim to fame in the last five years has been sending dick pics to multiple minors and claiming it was because he was desperate for a boyfriend.

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

— Ernest Hemingway

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

i like how this post gets circulated the most around evening. like yes gang settle down! we know when it's bed time!

You stopped saying goodnight and i stopped sleeping.

I think rent should be $4 a month

like hey landlord, thanks for letting me stay at your place. go get yourself a snack this month

oh a thousand? you want a thousand? that's too many snacks babygirl

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

Why did you say that

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth