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Deluxe Raccoon

@deluxeraccoon

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So, now Twitter is dying. I guess count me back in on here then?

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If you like my dumb ass...

Go follow me at: "deluxe_raccoon" on Twitter!

Not "deluxeraccoon" that's some dead account that happens to have that name, and I can't get it, oh well.

Tumblr will basically be dead. I might be on here from time to time, but not often.

Also: If you like cars, go follow my Instagram: littleblueswede, where I post pictures of my little blue Volvo 240 among others cars and other photography.

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losermutt
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unseelie

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

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losermutt
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gothicprep

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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uwu-tang-clan
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jasper-rolls

the more things change the more they stay the same

Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word

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nbcthevoice

Introducing your Season 14 Voice Coaches. They say silence is golden, but whoever they are definitely haven’t heard these voices. Put your hands together, and raise your Voice, for Adam Levine, Kelly Clarkson, Blake Shelton, and Alicia Keys.

Challenge: Add Tumblr stickers to this picture and reblog with your picture in the caption!

📸: Joseph Llanes

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deluxeraccoon

What the fuck happened to Adam Levine? He used to look young and normal. Now he looks like he's 55 and trying to stay hip by being stylish and in shape. And, did he get taller or something? He looks disproportionate to everyone else. Wtf happened? This is a mess.

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theyiffparadisebr

Ha! That cat’s reaction to his but was beauty! I loved! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Artist: Wagnermutt / Sound warning

Whatever it is.. it’s adorable as fuck

I love it

rileywolfhound

I love this 😂💖

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