It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.
I feel like Africa is playing in his head
Decadence
Decadence
Fucking adorable!!!!!
today’s the day
This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec
The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief
can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.
Please. A transcription would be nice.
caption:
“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]
Now with transcript!
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
9. Scream “don’t hurt my kids!” Instead because someone is more likely to help a child than an adult
If you’re grabbed, bite, go for the eyes, head butt them, wrench their fingers back, just do as much damage as you can.
But the most chilling piece of advice I’ve been given is if you’re grabbed, scratch and claw to get as much soft tissue from the attacker under your nails. For DNA matching purposes. I understand the logic behind it, but that’s a horrible bit of advice to be given.
My most chilling thing is that when I was younger than ten my mother was giving me daily lectures about how I can kill in self defense. Use a pen to stab at their eyes.
I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
9. Scream “don’t hurt my kids!” Instead because someone is more likely to help a child than an adult
If you’re grabbed, bite, go for the eyes, head butt them, wrench their fingers back, just do as much damage as you can.
But the most chilling piece of advice I’ve been given is if you’re grabbed, scratch and claw to get as much soft tissue from the attacker under your nails. For DNA matching purposes. I understand the logic behind it, but that’s a horrible bit of advice to be given.
My most chilling thing is that when I was younger than ten my mother was giving me daily lectures about how I can kill in self defense. Use a pen to stab at their eyes.
The 1975 - Somebody Else
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LOGIC | HYPESCREENS | INSTAGRAM
LIKE//REBLOG IF YOU USE ONE
There’s no meaning, so don’t even look.
Some of us would be better off concerned about our own tongue instead of someone else’s. Unless that tongue is talking about yo momma then you got to pull that tongue out that fools mouth and drag it on the sidewalk.
THE KILLERS //
