about that mediocre life

i'd be so good at gettinf forcefemmed i thjnkk someone should try it tho justt to make sure

yeah im good with what i have (about to explode with yearning)

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

more office supplies only doodles

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

If your a pikmin just be careful ok

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

Lets create a house where yelling means we’re having fun. When you hear a door slam you know it was accidentally pulled with too much strength, not slammed out of anger. When there is silence, it is Contentment, not another passive aggressive fight. The dog is no longer barking to protect, he simply just wants the cats to play with him. Let’s create a safe, warm environment that makes you feel like you can breathe, not hold your breath. Let’s stomp on the eggshells we use to tip toe on. Together we will make this house into a home. And welcome all with open arms into this kind and loving space.

shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer