legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
how come?
we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane
have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.
A part of my youth has temporarily left.
It's weird knowing that he won't be here with us anymore.
Thank you for being born and thank you for appearing and letting me know you in the days of my youth.
Good night Reita | the GazettE.
this is genuinely making me lose it
Let them keep going, I wanna see where this leads
'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
And what do you think you can bring to our company?
Gonna steal from it
she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.
i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy
i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits
death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show.
he hold gun like this
those guns are two women
and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn
