i cry, i pray, mon dieu

Been thinking about that one scene where kanaya sees rose for the first time and what it would be like in my swapstuck

The time Dva took in and repaired the null sector leader without realizing it was him, an interlude

[part 1]

Sorry I just noticed some glasses at his clinic and lost my mind a little bit

reminder that it's okay to celebrate 4/13 even if you're only culturally homestuck.

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

ive talked about this before but it is truly crazy that yoo jonghyuk was a famous gamer pre apocalypse. imagine youre in an apocalypse scenario, traumatized out of your mind, having just committed at least one murder, surrounded by monsters and gods you can barely comprehend. imagine youve finally got your hands on a pretty decent weapon that you hope can keep you alive after an arduos trial, and for once things are looking up. now imagine jerma from twitch shows up, holds a sword to your neck and tells you to give him your weapon or hes gonna fucking kill you. imagine after that you run into him again and hes having a gay as hell moment with the most average looking guy ever, who youve heard through the grapevine might be the most powerful king and/or his boyfriend. we were robbed of his fans reactions actually

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

i am always ready and willing to rag on orv character designs (i love them all so much and think the artists are incredibly talented. why does yoo jonghyuk have a titty belt) but one thing i love so much is yoo jonghyuk having a priests collar. its a part of character design that makes you go 'lmao thats so weird why did they draw him like that. rule of cool i guess' and then you reach the end of the novel and realise all this time yoo jonghyuk has been servant of the most powerful being in all existence and he has to go on a pilgrimage to spread the word of the author of existence to all other universes. and its like. oh. no he is literally a priest. holy shit. incredible character designactually. we knew his role from the beginning.

'Don't you dare die on me again, Kim Dokja.'

'I know, I know, you'll kill me yourself~'

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

Happy 10 year anniversary Dashcon announcement I guess

Happy Dashcon Announcement Day to those who celebrate.

Jef Bourgeau