you can't rain on my fire

lets make music together 🫴

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

excuse me, no I wasn't???

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Story of my life

In tears

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

Holy shit

It also seems to get rid of sponsored posts

GUYS THIS FUCKING WORKS OH MY GOD. BEAUTIFUL.

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

It's been a very long time... Katekyo Hitman Reborn, genesis of my love of The Guard Dog and specifically The Guard Dog who's in love with their boss. Gokudera has two hands!!! They're both full of dynamite but if Yamamoto and Tsuna hold one each he can't blow people up in a desperate attempt to prove his worth lmao.

EDIT apparently it's Gokudera's birthday which I did not know. This is a WILD coincidence but if anybody asks I did it on purpose.

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

TVTropes gets made fun of a lot but it is a little astonishing how consistent that wiki's voice is. It's a great wiki to go to if you want to simulate having one specific autistic fifteen-year-old computer nerd infodump to you about any piece of media that exists. To be clear I am saying this as an overwhelmingly positive thing