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i just feel you

@chaossmagic / chaossmagic.tumblr.com

el. 30. lesbian. any pronouns. bucky barnes lover and wanda maximoff apologist.
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reblogged

obsessed with the idea of bucky barnes before he was the winter soldier built by fans. a dock worker. a dreamer. he braided his sisters hair and wrapped steves knuckles. he tended to sarah rogers at night and never shut up when telling stories.

but he could shoot a gun like he was breathing too. he didnt like hurting people but he was good at it. he never thought he’d live past thirty. he was made for war even before hydra took him and twisted him into something unrecognizable.

he was an amalgmation of kind eyes and deadly hands…or was it dark eyes and gentle hands? a charming smile and brutal body…maybe a deadly smile and soft body. can one person be both?

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striders

kittens will be like “does anyone want to see us kick each other in the head really really really fast” and not wait for an answer

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lokiloo-blog

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White’s class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

I absolutely love all of these takes

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roach-works

all the saw movies are written by two 7 year old girls getting rid of their extra ken dolls

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guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

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cryptotheism

Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.

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