Gf: I'm breaking up with you

Me: Motive's Misunderstanding ～ Confused Boy's Inquiry?!

Gf: It's the whole 'structuring every sentence like a touhou title' thing

Me: 東方零巫女 ～ Abandonment of All Lovers 😔

this is what all health advice on tiktok looks like

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

happy birthday to the best boy!!!!

back to our yuri programming

WE WON!

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

“Don’t look at me anymore.”

contender for stupidest fucking line in sonic history

Second place goes to Eggman as well

Mew Mew style, Mew Mew grace, Mew Mew power in your face!

I miss my cheesy anime catgirl <3

Dating on his birthday 💕

for the future of earth nya

let's dance!