Bungo Stray Dogs Coffee Shots #41-50
A collection of the BSD Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Some are from my Peppermint Mocha and Lemonade Events.
41) Lee Dazai, Ler Kunikida
The brunette winced, turning with a sheepish look on his face. Kunikida could see his thoughts plainly on his features â caught red-handed.
âOh, hi, Kunikida!â he tried, twirling on his heel so his back was to the ADAâs half-sized Christmas tree. âFancy meeting you here!â
âCut the crap, Dazai.â Kunikida charged toward him. âYou were about to swipe your gifts, werenât you?â
âJust one of them,â Dazai said innocently, holding his hands up in surrender. âI just wanted to get a sneak peek.â
âChristmas is in less than a week. You can wait.â
âOh, come onnnn. Donât you ever have the urge toâ?â
Dazai pouted. âYou wouldnât, party pooper.â
Kunikida sighed heavily. He didnât know why he bothered sometimes. Dazai was impossible, and he knew that even if he got the brunette to leave well enough alone now, heâd just come back later and try it again â likely succeeding this time.
Still, he had to at least try to get him to see reason.
âIt would be rude to your gifter to open it without them present. Theyâll want to see your reaction, you know.â
âWhat if I opened yours, Kunikida?â Dazai asked, batting his eyes in that infuriating way he did when he was trying to play favorites.
âNo! Donât open any of them!â
Something inside him snapped. Kunikida frowned. âAll right. Youâve left me no choice.â
âWhat? Heeeey!â Dazai screeched as his blonde coworker dragged him over to the nearest couch, shoving him onto it face-first. âWhat are you dohohohohohoing?! Ah! Kunikihihihihida!â
âThis will just have to be enough for now, Dazai. Understand?â Kunikidaâs voice came out sounding as gruff as ever, though from this position he had the luxury of hiding his tiny smile at the way Dazai squealed and flailed beneath him as he dug his fingers into his hips.
âBuhuhuhuhuhuhut I wanna knohohohohohohow what I gohohohohohohot!â
âYouâll know in a week, you moron! Be patient!â
âWhy ahahahahare you beheheheheheing so mehehehehean? AHH!! NOHOHOHOHO!!â Suddenly Dazaiâs high-pitched giggles turned into panicked laughter when Kunikida went for broke and dove into his armpits, tickling relentlessly. He even went so far as to sit on his legs to keep him from kicking like a struggling animal. âNONONO PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE NOT THEHEHEHEHERE!!â
âAre you going to leave the gifts alone?â
âFIHIHIHIHINE, OKAY, YOU WIHIHIHIHIHIHIN YOU BIG JEHEHEHEHEHEHERK!!â
Kunikida was tempted to keep going for that comment, but seeing the desperate look in his friendâs eyes, he decided that was enough for now. He stopped and nodded in satisfaction. âGood. Trust me, it will be worth the wait, Dazai.â
As he climbed off his friend and went back to his work, Kunikida smirked to himself. He knew Dazai would try again, but that was all right. What the brunette didnât know was that all of the gifts under the tree â all of them, even the ones that werenât his â were fakes for this exact reason.
The ADA knew Dazai better than that by now.