⋆ starkey ⋆

I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

Another request chosen by the Patreon!

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

They needed to know!

American 60s female presenting you say????? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!!

Tickety-boo!

#The holy trinity of queer agony

the formula of love

they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.

#Queer Agony

I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?

Love like yours will surely come my way

Because you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other. We talk all the time. We've been talking for millions of years. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla. I say something brilliant, and he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great. You never say what you're really thinking.

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

"I was stoked to make it past 27. Everyone was really worried."

"There was a countdown clock and everything. I remember, our manager called me up on Pete's 28th birthday and screamed, 'We made it!'."

"Why did pete wentz say All That-" why the hell did mikey way make this his first MySpace post