Imo rei should be #1 but otherwise a perf answer 👌🏻

Fuk u rei isnt a daddy Nearly as much as Aoi

Ur clearly asking for a fight

REITA IS #1 DADDY FIGHT ME

I,,, disagree

I’m gonna have to step in here and agree with them I’m sorry Son

Carey you better write Rei as hella daddy or I’m going to have to go back onto Seeking Arrangements!!!!

We all know it’s actually: Kai Rei Aoi Uru Ruki

TONI YOU’RE WRONG ITS

KAI

AOI

REI

URU

ROOSKI

Nah bc Rei has the muscles and Aoi has the thighs so he’s less daddy than Rei. I don’t make the rules 💁

But Aoi probably has a bigger dick and he’s more likely to spend money on a girl than on muscle milk, so-

Physically tho he’s still the middle ground. Kai and Rei are Manly men. Ruki and Uru are girly girls. Aoi is just in middle like da fuq?

That’s why Aoi is the perfect sugar daddy! Sweet, soft, and sensual! Can also pick you up and hold you agains a wall while you two 👉👌 👀

i’m loving this daddy discourse tbh

Yeah no @infernalentity has it right. Also I love how people think aoi has a bigger dick than reita like???? ….okay

Guys,,,,,,,

This whole discussion is so wild

I am living for this

Have you all forgotten that Kai probably has the biggest Dick out all of em? Seriously

I mean, it was technically confirmed wasn’t it…?

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HIS DICK PRINT??? KAI IS A MON S T ER

Gaze Hanakotoba (The Language of Flowers)

Aoi: ピンクのヒヤシンス (Pinku no hiyashinsu)- Pink hyacinth Meanings: Playful joy, modest cuteness

Reita: 梨の花 (Nashi no hana)- Pear flower Meanings: Affection, lasting friendship

Ruki: 蘭 (Ran)- Orchid Meanings: Love, beauty, refinement, feminine beauty

Kai: 桜 (Sakura)- Cherry blossom Meanings: Purity, beauty of the spirit, grace, good education

Uruha: 矢車菊 (Yagurumagiku)- Cornflower Meanings: Delicacy, elegance, refinement

Ruki takes Koron to the Dentist (Radio Jack June 9)

 Kai: Well then, since we haven’t been in touch with the fans for some time, why don’t we let everyone know what we’ve been up to lately? We’ll start with Ruki.

(everyone chuckles)

Uruha: Everyone knows that. (we’re all expecting him to mention NDNU but no)

Ruki: Well okay, so…yesterday, I took my dog, Koron-san, to the dentist, to have his tartar removed. 

Kai: What?? Dogs have to get their tartar removed? 

Reita: This is such a random update

Ruki: Yes they do, just like humans. So we went, and it was my first time going there, to this special place…and so before they do it, this lady holds down the legs [limbs].

Reita: Yours?

(everyone bursts out laughing) 

Aoi: That’s funny

Ruki: Anyway so she held down his legs, and I was like, “good boy! good boy!” and when they take out the tartar they use this like…idk not nippers…idk like, this cutter thing

Kai: What!? They have to use some dangerous thing like that!?

Ruki: And they go like bang! And take it out like bam! And the tartar comes out like, pop! Anyway, he didn’t cry at all and he waited so patiently, so he got praised, and he was like so proud of himself. 

(everyone chucklin)

Kai: This is really a random update…

Reita: Were you holding him down too? Or were you just watching?

Ruki: I was just watching Koron’s face the whole time. 

Everyone: Awww…

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

I fucking ugly laughed so hard

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I WASN’T READY

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