At Least We Didn’t Suck

NO BUT LIKE LOOK AT THEM OMG

players and their goalies doing the head tap rituals after games:

actual baby chick cahtah haht

—nov. 15 (PHI@OTT)

└ nate dogg and lil cros 

+ obligatory chirps

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

I saw some people in my tags say they never saw the video for the original post’s gifs, so here’s the original video of TJ Oshie and Leni Oshie from the instagram story.

my heart 🥰🥺

“no diets, only riots”

RIP tom wilson... he ain’t dead he’s just publically being kind to andre burakovsky on social media and that means his personal well-being and emotional stability is in serious danger

finally, some good fucking journalism

NHL players are my fave because they’re literally socially inept teenage momma’s boys that are suddenly thrown a bunch of money and expected to live by themselves

these idiots have nothing. 

The part of the story of My First Rodeo that always gets me is Orpik both symbolically and straight-up teaching him ‘self-confidence’ in English

2006 NHL draft, colorized

Decency feels nice

braden holtby + pride 

“My family and myself, we believe in a world where humans are treated with respect regardless of your stature, what you’re born into. You’re asked to choose what side you’re on, and I think it’s pretty clear what side I’m on.”