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staff

Oh no, we lost our horses

We had 10 horses just a second ago. Now we don’t have any horses. Can you help us find our horses? 

I have never felt so called out by staff. 

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techmomma

I luffles my decks. The first three cards are all the Fool, the Magician, and the High Priestess, then examples of the minor arcana in the deck, on the right there. C: I like to use the Wildwood tarot for in-depth character-readings, the tarot nova deck for fast ‘n easy reads on the spot, and the science one I’ve not used yet but I like to think it’d be great for novelty or goofy readings.

Those ones are Tech’s. I own the same Tarot Nova she does, I also own two Rider-Waite decks, and one Universal Waite deck. 

I... miiiiiight have actually paid for a portion of a vending table at BC, through doing PPF readings for cash, at our table. 

A PPF reading is “Past, Present, Future”. You do a three card draw, and then drop a cold read to get them to buy every word you’ve said. By the time you get to “Future” they’ll believe anything you say, because you already nailed past and present hook, line, and sinker, through the “magic” of the Cold Read. 

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I don’t know about other people who menstruate, but my labia are not uniform in shape or size so there would be heaps of little leaky holes for the gluck to come out. Also that absolute misogyny too… Oh yes periods make us useless 25% of the time totally. Oh wow and the implication that hygine (showering)is to blame, because we wash away the oils in our body that’d do this naturally..

Just wait until you see the incontinence product he’s hoping to sell to Depends.

You think that’s bad, Ada; you should see the anti-diarrheal he’s got devised. 

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*.。.☆゜・*:.。.☆**☆.。.:*・゜☆.。.* 

*. s    u    f    f    e    r    i    n   g  .*

*.。.☆゜・*:.。.☆**☆.。.:*・゜☆.。.*

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egophiliac

Den-O rewatch, episode 2! finally had  chance to get back to this. :D Momo is my favorite Imagin so it’s been fun being introduced to this big red jerk all over again. 😈

in this episode: some stuff about keychains, then finally we get to hop a train to the past and go fight some TIME CRIME…on a motorcycle!

you know, the first time I saw this I remember being surprised that the opening story had such a bittersweet ending (keychain boy’s mom still dies, but they change the past so this time he gets to be there to say goodbye). it’s a really good ending, but it caught me a bit off-guard coming from this silly children’s show about a ridiculous train-themed superhero! looking back I think I remember it doing things like that kind of a lot, despite being pretty light-hearted most of the time; even the finale (…uh, sort of spoilers I guess?) has that sort of feel where it’s not an unhappy ending, but not everything is fixed or even any better.

idk…it’s certainly not the first or only Rider to do that kind of thing that but there’s this uniquely Den-O sort of tone that I think is one of the things that makes this show so appealing to me! though we’ll see how accurate my memories are I guess. :x

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HTTYD AU

Chieftain Rusty.

Some Chiefs had overseen with strength. With main force, and combat prowess. had they marshaled those around and under them. Some had kept the quiet, if not the peace, through deceit, and fear; little works better to keep a folk quiescent, but little works faster to put a shank ‘tween that chieftain’s ribs. 

Chieftain Rusty had come up with a method of seeing for his people that had not, by them, been seen, before, in their history. 

Rusty ruled Economically. 

The large quantity of local Basic Browns helped. As did a field-variant of the Cavern Crasher indigenous to the area. 

Rusty fished, using his villagers who wished to fish, and the dragons suited to do so. 

Rusty farmed, using the same tactics.

Rusty raised livestock, again, taking the same route.

Rusty harvested timber, and mined for ore, and anything and everything that was gathered was taken and tallied, and then sent off on the Browns, or the Crashers, to wherever it was that had ordered the goods.

And in return? 

Rusty showered his villagers, and their dragons, in gold. 

And, true. There’s only so much money and plunder that a Viking Village really needs. But, well. When there’s pillaging to be had, it’s hard for a Viking to turn away; be it a raid, or be it a canny land purchase, knowing that nests of Bullroughers were in the area. 

And while it may be fair to call out Rusty’s Village for being slightly more capitalistically-inclined than their neighbors, it’s the ones who keep the balance sheets who start to see the trend the soonest. 

Yield was down. Consistently. Across every field which had something to be eaten. Fewer fish. Less grain. Lower Grass. Fewer Sheep. Lacking Goats. Reduced Cattle. 

And they knew that one area of “Production” was up. 

Dragons. 

Now they loved their dragons, Chief Rusty especially adored his personal Trynittrow Grammapom. They truly did adore them.

But for the sake of the herd, if the herd itself cannot maintain its own population...

...Sometimes their population has to be maintained by those who can.

With a look to the distance, towards a place where now lived someone who had taught a lesson or two to Rusty, in his youth, Rusty made the decision.

Rusty paid the Dragonhunters.

Rusty ordered the Cull. 

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this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

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mhalachai

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

Tech: This is what we call “Friday night cocktails.”

Rusty: [The sound of pouring ice] *Shooka-shooka-shooka-shooka...*

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Dandelion salad with warm bacon grease drizzled on top is the way to go

That sounds so incredibly Tech it hurts

You just know Merri and Tech have had this conversation.

I heard Whiskey in there; this man is a knowledgeable sort, and his opinions should be considered, and respected. 

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