Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan

God bless nurses forever

funky dancer

hold me closer,,,,, tiny dancer 🕺 

This kind of makes no sense without the sound please put on the sound THANK YOU KINDLY.

@thescarletpaperback

Sherlock: Okay, so–

John: No. Don’t you dare! Stop. Stop. I don’t want to hear it. I have been cleaning up your messes for far too long and now I’m aging prematurely. You are driving me steadily insane. So I don’t want to hear it. Go away. I’ll be dead next month at this rate. Leave me alone.

Sherlock: I was just going to ask you if you wanted some toast …

John: Oh, well. No thank you.

Sherlock: Good, because I blew up the toaster and now one of the plants is on fire.

Lestrade, toasting John and Sherlock at their wedding party: Cheers everyone, today is the big day! A lot of us thought this day would never come. I may have been one of those people.

Sherlock: I may have also been one of those people.

John: Wait, are we talking about our wedding?

Sherlock: Yes.

John: Oh, yes, I was also one of those people.