i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

you recognized it

whatever man... Im outta here

Now wait a minute

wtf is this lmaoooo

Hey Bro Feel   fresh

Saw this and thought I should add sounds and music to it.

This

Oh, to be a 1930s neon salesman

how

Just like this

Yup

imagine a kid named sephiroth getting retroactive dignity

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

EDIT: So this blew up. For the record, the original poster of this theory was Sarah Weaver on Quora. If you have any questions about this theory, refer them to her