Captain's Log

“my body is a temple” well MY body is the USS enterprise and let me tell you there are some inconceivable situations happening on board

Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) + letterboxd reviews

i love how legolas is canonically absurdly ready to throw hands for his friends

boromir: and what would a mere ranger know of this?

legolas despite literally being in a council about the fate of the world with the most important people alive:

eomer: i would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground

legolas, despite the fact they’re surrounded on all sides by men with big spears:

Who Will Chris Evans Text First, Anthony Mackie or Sebastian Stan? - Stir Crazy with Josh Horowitz

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about all my years watching Earth, is that people aren’t what they may seem. There are shop boys, and there are boys who just happen to work in a shop for the time being. And trust me Tristan, you’re no shop boy.

Taika Waititi flipping off the paparazzi on the set of ‘Love and Thunder’ is a MOOD

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

TRIUMVIRATE