versions of this meme have been around forever but now it’s been circulating like this and nobody can figure out when someone added scruffy to it

absolutely obsessed with these tiktok comments

baby girl i can get melancholic and sentimental over things you can't even imagine

“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN GOOD???

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

I hate living in Texas.

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

Definitely pro-Satan.

Tag someone who needs a pupartment!

Credit: lacorgi

[Have yourself an unpredictably homoerotic Monday]

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite lyric of the last song you played

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

AUTO REBLOG

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

Reminder

Somewhere out there is a person with your name, except it’s spelled with a “y” and they just can’t figure out why you don’t spell your name right.

I was just sitting in my house minding my business

i am the person who spells a common name with a y, your suffering is delicious to me

sorry i am incoherent with amusement imagining the day i finally meet “brydget”

Am I crazy for kind of loving “Sym”?