comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?
un pharmachien
why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important
OH MY GOD
“She speaks more languages than anyone in the family. Because she plays with all the children in the street.” (Erbil, Iraq)
This is my favorite Humans of New York photo.
🔥 California is on fire. 🔥 Washington is on fire. 🔥 Oregon is on fire. 🔥 Montana is on fire. 🔥 Utah is on fire. 🔥 Colorado is on fire. 🔥 British Columbia is on fire. 🔥 Greece is on fire. 🔥 Brazil is on fire. 🔥 Portugal is on fire. 🔥 Algeria is on fire. 🔥 Tunisia is on fire. 🔥 Greenland is on fire. 🔥 The Sakha Republic of Russia is on fire. 🔥 Siberia is on fire. ⛈️ Texas is hit by Cat 4 hurricane and is underwater, as Cat 5 Hurricane Irma continues to build in the Atlantic. ⛈️ India, Nepal, Pakistan, and Bangladesh, experience record monsoons. ⛈️ Sierra Leone and Niger experience massive floods, mudslides, and deaths in the thousands. 🌡️Italy, France, Spain, Switzerland, Hungary, Poland, Romania, Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia were/are in the grip of a triple digit heat wave (dubbed Lucifer). 🌡️Southern California continues to swelter under triple digit heat. 🌡️ In usually chilly August, the city of San Francisco shatters all-time record at 106 degrees, while it reaches 115 degrees south of the city.
Harry Frankfurt, “On Bullshit” (via intellectualpoaching)
Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 6
8 steps to make extra pounds (and enemies) disappear
A Lake in Pomerania, Poland
Amsterdam
Athens
Bac Son Valley, Vietnam
Barcelona
Bern
Cape Town
Central Park, New York City
Chicago
Dubai
Dubrovnik
Giza Pyramids, Egypt
Mali, Maldives
Mangroves in New Caledonia
Marina Bay, Dubai
Maze at Longleat, England
Meskendir Valley, Turkey
Mexico City
Moscow
Namib Desert, Namibia
Niagara Falls, U.S.A.
Paris
Rio de Janeiro
Seattle
Shanghai
Terraced Rice Fields, China
Tulip Fields, The Netherlands
Vancouver
Vatican City
Venice
too beautiful not to
So you know how you colloquially call a psychiatrist a “shrink” in English right ? Well, in German we colloquially call them a “Seelenklempner” which literally translates to “soul plumber”.
concept: a podcast about an ancient greek, an egyptian, and a norseman who are bffs and argue about whose mythology is the least fucked up
norseman: i mean i think we can all agree here that really the greeks are the worst egyptian: that’s a pretty good point greek: what? fuck you guys, that’s…look, the norse can’t talk norseman: ‘oh here’s our king of the gods zeus, he turned into a swan to bang a chick’ egyptian: *helpless giggling* greek: excuse me? excuse me?? do NOT get me started on loki. y’know, the dude who turned into a horse so he could fuck a horse and then GAVE BIRTH to a horse with EIGHT LEGS norseman: now hang on, eight legs is completely reasonable compared to those, those, what, the hecatoncheires? the dudes with a hundred fuckin hands? greek: YEAH BUT ZEUS DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH TO THEM egyptian: ahahaha keep going guys, i’m taking bets in my groupchat over who’s gonna win the inevitable fistfight greek: yeah laugh it up hatshepsut, at least zeus didn’t become king by jizzing in someone’s salad
We say “slán go fóil” which means “safe for now”
I can’t decide if this is cute or slightly menacing??
pros of reading in your target language: you won’t accidentally skip a paragraph and ruin the build up because you can’t understand anything without reading each sentence approximately 37 times
Je suis si fatigué de cette vie grise, en laquelle je continue toujours plus à rien. Pour moi le temp est trop glacé comme moi même.
La ciudad mas bonita del mundo. T'estimo Barcelona
💔i’m so sorry this has happened
me: i’m learning dutch my 1,000 dutch and flemish followers *in perfect unison*: why the fuck would you subject yourself to that pain
someone else: i’m learning french but its difficult french people: good. Suffer. You deserve it
lit: to be in the moon. means to be lost in your thoughts and oblivious to what’s going on around you at the moment.
eg: comme toujours, elle était dans la lune; pendant le dîner familial, tout ce qu'elle a fait était de regarder par la fenêtre.
ps. note how dans is used instead of sur
