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Ace, '89, an overwhelming surplus of diggity, all pronouns apply
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dytabytes

alright Iā€™ve got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so Iā€™m gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the FUCK is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. theyā€™re bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your dick in some bones? you gonna stick your dick in some gotdamn bones? bones canā€™t feel, pal buddy. Iā€™m sorry. they Canā€™t. butt plugs donā€™t work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush. its feasible but nothing is gonna happen, i promise. all i can imagine is what that would sound like. you shove some vibrating bullshit up into some bones and its just gonna be CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK. gonna sound like all your grandmaā€™s hanging lawn ornaments in a hurricane. you wanna fuck your grandmaā€™s lawn ornaments? you wanna shove a butt plug in your grandmaā€™s butterfly windsock and play your fiddle to it you piece of shit? Unbelievable

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buzzfeed

foolish witch seems legit

dead cat

Ugly egg???

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motivational-cowboy

Ugly disney princess.Ā 

Ugly Harley Quinn Accurate

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mirrepp

Evil Emoji wtf

Grumpy lizard

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megalame

evil pepe the frogā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..

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espressobean

Bloody Kylie Jenner

Spooky Guy Fieri

I hate this post

Sleepy Pokemon

I mean okay but thatā€™s pretty much what I am every day.

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thayet

Skeleton Witch o.o

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fakesalad-zally

beware usa Iā€™m an ugly clown BOO

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astin-the-silent

Grumpy Eggā€¦

Butā€¦whatā€™s the point, I should dress up, right?

I already am a grumpy egg.

Drunk Pokemon

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whiteknightinblackarmor

Sparkly Disney Princess

#Creepy Disney Princess#isn't that my everyday look?
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mydoctor
person: and so iā€”
me: CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT WHAT'S IN MY HEAD AND I, I AM FEELING A LITTLE PECULIAR AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAT'S GOING ON AND I SAY HEY YEAH YEAH HEY YEAH YEAH, I SAID HEY WHAT'S GOING ON
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