https://twitter.com/jijijibli/status/1391829463630024704?s=19

reminder that the IDF and the american police train together and share tactics. cop city is already working with ppl from the IDF in building the urban warfare training facility.

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

chinken nunget

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

my hairy booty hole

Oh my god

Oh my god

Well that took all of 2 seconds for me to hit the reblog button.

ohmydearsweetbabyjesus

i came

i’m not even into p!atd but this is

oH MY LORD

Wow

Every year I diagnose at least one cat with renal failure due to lily poisoning. If you have cats please don’t have lilies.

This literally tore open a hole in reality

Your bills has been affected young man, and you need to let your bill collectors, your utility workers know that you, you don’t have the income coming in anymore. So we can sit down and speak with your banker and let them know the changes of your income. Come with me. They’re closed.

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

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Slurp

hole tightening juice

the body may be but mere flesh and bone

but the soul within is a colossus

For clarification ^-^

For clarification ^-^

@andshesaidno @addictwithapoisonpen

im takin back the word friendzone it mean at ya homie house!!!!