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Calvin | 21 | They/Them | queer | demi/ace | choir geek | nerd | autistic | Ao3 | midnight_penguins |
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taxkha

If you follow the @klapolloauzine acc you might have already seen this but I wanted it on my blog too. And speaking of Klapollo AU Zine, we just opened our Mod applications! So if you want to be part of the team and help the ship (haha!) stay afloat consider applying! x)

I've wanted to draw something for my fantasy AU for a while now and doing promo art for the zine was a fantastic opportunity.

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clown-owo

I love inventing terrible in universe fandom drama.

Gavintwt fell into a couple months of terrible discourse about Klavier’s sexuality. people argue about whether he's gay or just queerbaiting and then people argue about how this is invasive actually and real people can't queerbait and Klavier is just openly queer the whole time with a song literally titled "my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness". blissfully unaware.

There's a trend of Gavinner stans committing crimes or messing with crime scenes just to be prosecuted/called as a witness by Klavier. he has to put out a formal statement imploring his fans to pursue other methods of getting his attention:

just. please. stop. please.

A few years after the disbarment someone digs up an old viral post that's like

📖 tilthat February 15, 2018 TIL that during a case in 2016, a defense attorney cross-examined a parrot during the final day of court. The defense won the case. 🐢 tortise-law February 15, 2018 Sit your ass the hell down this motherfucker's name is fucking Phoenix Wright and you don't understand how fucking batshit that case is. He was defending prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who he had previously DESTROYED THE PERFECT RECORD OF. And it STARTS with Wright proving a witness didn't actually see the murder because they were searching for the goddamned Loch Ness Monster. And not only that, the case ends with him ACCUSING THE OTHER PROSECUTOR, MANFRED VON KARMA, OF ORCHESTRATING THE WHOLE MURDER AND KILLING EDGEWORTH'S FATHER. AND HE WAS RIGHT???? LIKE???? 🎩 gay-ramarye February 16, 2018 holy shit reading this guy's wiki page is a fucking trip. not only does he have a perfect win record, that defendant immediately followed this up with FAKING HIS OWN DEATH??? spacejamminninja-deactivated2018 February 16, 2018 How is this not a tv show already. What the hell do you mean he faked his death 🪶 is-the-hawk-video-cute February 17, 2018 tbh if my defense attorney cross examined a parrot and accused the opposing counsel i'd fake my death too 🌸 pinkprincess February 18, 2018 japanifornia cases are just Like That i have never heard of a normal one.

and gavinblr suddenly realizes that that was the dude Klavier got DISBARRED a couple years ago. viral sensation parrot cross-examiner Phoenix Wright. the fandom goes crazy for a few days but then Klavier does a new photoshoot and they all move on.

A post joking about shipping Klavier’s brother with the guy Klavier got disbarred becomes a huge meme in gavinblr and a subsection begins writing ironic Krisnix RPF that progressively becomes genuine and then turnabout trump happens and the fandom explodes again. Half the Krisnix shippers jump ship to Klapollo because they felt weird about shipping a murderer (and did you SEE the Kitaki case? Klavier was sooo flirting with the defense <3). The other half doubled down and reveled in the angst potential. Part of the Klapollo shippers started truthing. They study court transcripts to prove that Klavier and Apollo are in love if not already dating. Unfortunately they’re right.

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ribbonkey

Like huyandere once said, every Klapollo Artist should do a drawing like this!

Picture and Close up~

(Btw, Waitlist commission is open =P)

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taxkha

I wanted to post this on nye but I was unfortunately held back by the siren call of video games and thus too lazy to finish it on time.

Anyway, to explain this to every non german person out there, over here we have a pastry which, depending on where you live in Germany, has different names, those being Berliner (the actual correct name, fight me on this), Krapfen or Pfannkuchen (thats the worst one. It doesnt even make sense.) and us Germans have been in an eternal conflict about what's the correct name since forever. You can buy these all year round but we traditionally eat them on nye. Anyway, happy new year to everyone. I hope 2024 is gonna be kind to you all.

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u3pxx

what if the gavinners had music videos with continuous lore within them, what if

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taxkha

You ever think about Klavier Gavin, having grown up with someone as manipulative as Kristoph and then being thrown into stardom and being sweet talked by millions of fans who only love the idea of Klavier Gavin but dont know the real person under that mask he carefully build over time? Do you think about him finding Apollo Justice, who is blunt and honest to a fault and does not care about Klavier Gavin the Rockstar, he cares about Klavier Gavin the person and he will tell him so? He will tell him that he loves him? And Klavier Gavin will tell Apollo Justice that he loves him too?

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frost-faerie

apollo justice being a tumblr user and ratioing all the gavinners fangirls is something that lives in my head rent free. + klavier joining tumblr just because it's the only soc-med apollo has

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OmG Klav is sooooo smol bean >:3 my fav little troublemaker

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Can you please find god

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Where the hell are all these gavinners haters coming from????? can we all hunt them down with pitchforks

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your fave literally got charged guilty of murder

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...deactivating. there's no way i'm coming back from that one and i know it

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preformed an exorcism in my apartment. it was pretty easy all i had to do was play gavinners music

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"omg klavier joined tumblr!! guys this is crazy" can someone get him to leave.

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Herr forehead!! 😭 Teach me how to tumblr!!!!!! I am so confused and everyone keeps calling me babygirl!!!!!!!! 😭😭

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I don't think i'll ever have the mental energy to explain that.

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meep--tm

when i get a crush i dont giggle and kick my feet i start sweating and pacing the room like im trying to crack a cold case

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its-hai-time

for the prompt "Klavier trying to keep Apollo's horns down with a bunch of hairpins" from my friend stedy lol

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