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Ryan: What are you making?
Dave: Meat and potatoes. I read somewhere that’s what real men eat.
Sam: Is there a real man coming over?
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Okay I was looking for a blog I follow and I came across this cluster .. the first Choices blogs I ever followed! 😄 Still some of my favorites 💖
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Mirasol: How long have you been sleeping with Sam?
Dave: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get - why would - I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity, Sam is my partner, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how - how - do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
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Cassandra: Well, Dave locked himself in the bathroom.
Ryan: Tell him I said something.
Cassandra: Said what?
Ryan: Anything factually inaccurate.
[one minute later]
Dave: [to Ryan] I’m sorry, “the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean”?!
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i was gonna submit this to @incorrectplaychoicesquotes bc i love my beautiful crackship but i realized it would be funnier with their facial expressions 😂 😂 😂 😂 tfw your bf starts talking loudly about f-u-c**** in public but he actually means fun and is messing with u
Jake: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not illegal, technically. But it is a dick move.
Zahra: I love it.
Grace: Why can’t you place a blessing like that on us?
Estela: It only works on wild animals.
MC: So it would only affect Jake?
(Submitted by @pleasemakeitgayer)
Jake: Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?
Estela: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.
Jake: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?
Sean: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Sean: Do you think this is some kind of trap?
Estela: What? No. I don’t think it’s a trap. Although I never do. And it very often is.
Grace: How are you feeling?
Zahra: I’ve been experiencing a bad headache lately that seems to come and go…
Craig: *enters* Zahra!!
Zahra: It’s back again.
MC: You use sarcasm to distance people.
Jake: And yet you're still here.
Jake: Nervous?
MC: Yeah
Jake: First time?
MC: No, I've been nervous before
Quinn: Just be yourself, say something nice.
Jake: Which one? I can't do both.
Sean: Stay out of trouble.
Jake: Not my strong suit.
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noelleabbeyarts
FOUND THIS ON @incorrectplaychoicesquotes AND HAD TO DRAW IT I HOPE U DONT MIND DSJKFHJ
ft myself as MC cus i love quinn with. my life.