the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
nope
very interesting to take outrage over a more inclusive flag at its word lol and by “interesting” i mean question this shit
i love these pictures even more knowing the flyers paid specifically to use this flag for gritty
once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out
I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.
Quite the bastard!!! (ゝω・´★)
whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
it is very much in game, here’s it being attacked by bees
not a big fan of AI but this is a top 10 video of all time for me
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
This hasn't left my mind for three days
Can you tell I just beat art block
He loves his wife
Been gettin in this horror shit
Alanlog
i have to make a confession.... when i was in 5th grade a family friend traveled to eastern europe (im american) and brought back a chocolate called eurocrem. i was very precocious so i googled it to learn more and... thats how i discovered gay porn. and the rest is history. ive never told anyone this.
doodles for the day (+ new pens!)
If the characters of SLARPG met the characters of Hazbin Hotel, who would become friends and who would become enemies?
I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
is therapy not working anon?
I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss
It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail
Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?
seriously
