living the lemon life

Martin Blackwood is the kind of guy who pretends to be scared during horror movies just so his boyfriend will comfort him

“i hope jon is chester” “i hope martin is norris” i hope jon and martin are two normal people in this universe. not magically transported to this dimension after defeating jonah, just this universe’s version of jon and martin. i hope jon is someone’s weird coworker at an office job. i hope martin works at a lowe’s or something.

I hope Elias shows up as Gwen's completely zonked out fail uncle. I hope he smokes weed on audio & says shit like "far out, dude". I hope he does a fake out "Gwendolyn, your constant lack of results is a disgrace to the Bouchard name!" in the Jonah!Elias voice & then breaks down laughing "man could you fucking imagine" before taking another hit. I hope he drives her up the fucking wall.

My one request for protocol is that Elias is out there smoking weed somewhere. I hope he’s high out of his mind at all times, hope he has zero plot relevance and is just mentioned to be absolutely stoned at least once.

warm afternoons ✨

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sometimes i wonder if i’m all alone in the universe

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