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lil reminder this blog is currently low activity and subject to sporadic spikes of muse   !    it’s not cut off for good     (     trust me,  i’d tell u if i’d dropped audrey for good     )      but for the most part i’m slow as hell reply on here.   if you’re looking for where i’m active,  it’s currently here and here.   xo
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“i think this is at least 74% vodka. based on personal experience, it fixes most problems.” 
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          ❛          i don’t know     ——     seventy-four percent is     ...     pretty specific.          ❜          her hesitation is palpable,  though she eyes the glass and its amalgamation of contents for no longer than five seconds before caving,  the dainty straw disregarded in favour of a plentiful gulp from the rim of the glass.          ❛          we shouldn’t be drinking.          we should not be drinking.          the last thing we should be doing right now     —     is drinking !!          ❜

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send 📚 for a dialogue starter from a random book page. @mediumsize.
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            ❛           emma     —      you’ve been through a lot.          this is fast.           i don’t want you to do this fast if you don’t want to.           if     ...      you’re not sure.          ❜

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     “ GOD you are such a geekoid. as if hanging out with FOSTER wouldn’t stunt your game enough on its own.  yet she’s really working not to let out even a sputter of laughter. & failing.
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          ❛          the only GEEKOID here is the one using the word geekoid.          ❜          success prevails soon after though,  audrey pouncing on the briefest lapse in the other’s features and exploiting it,  a finger jabbing air,   accusatory.          ❛          see     —     !          you found it hilarious,  and now you’re just stifling it.          ❜          a pause,  satisfied.          ❛          ...     i’ve got plenty more.          ❜

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♣ bc i luv u.

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*  text messages.

♣  ↷  DRUNK MESSAGE.

(   text  →  brooke 💅   )     question, sinmce oi take it you'rye an expert on the subject(   text  →  brooke 💅   )     whats’ the difference betqween malbec and sauvingno blanc(   text  →  brooke 💅   )     thely both geht you equally wasted, right??????

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*  text messages.

♣  ↷  DRUNK MESSAGE.

(   text  →  ❆ with a y   )     lfoveetr pizza money being put to good use at the bar(   text  →  ❆ with a y   )     definition of grmeat counsellosr right here 👌👌👌

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          oh yeah. that’s the one. THAT’s the pantie dropper
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          ❛          ——     what,  you’re not into it ?          okay,  okay-okay,  how abouuuuut     ...     what kinda music do planets sing ?          NEPTUNES.           ❜          teeth pinch the tip of her tongue with anticipation,  though a remnant of a giggle still slips out.

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“i think i’d kill a man for one of those.”
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          ❛           i think i’d kill a man for free.          ❜           not the most tactful thing to say when a serial killer runs rampant in lakewood,  but it’s too late for takebacks.           ❛          which one ?          i’ll get us one each     ——     ‘cause sharing food isn’t a thing for me.          sorry.          ❜

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