Too Grateful to Sleep

True Fluff Series

Word Count: 1320 Summary: As exhausted as you are, you’ve got far too much to be grateful for to sleep, thinking over the last six months of life.  Warnings: Mentions of pregnancy, babies, breastfeeding.  Square Filled: Holiday for BTZ Bingo Square Filled: Free Space for @spngenrebingo A/N: In case you missed it, this is the second to last installment of this series! I am going to round it out at fifty installments (holy cow!), so there will be this installment today, and the finale will come out on Christmas Day – rightfully so, yes? Oh, and the gif in this I found on Google Images because the tumblr gif search failed me. 

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Squeeeeeee! I love the Fluff!

❤❤❤❤❤❤

You gotta have a plan…

The Fight

True Fluff Series Word Count: 1555 Summary: The reader makes a career move without speaking to Dean first, sparking their first fight as a married couple.  Warnings: None. 

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I will always reblog the True Fluff because I love it dammit.

Not A Monster #5

Summary: Fozzy tells Dean about Kap. Characters: Dean Winchester,Sam Winchester, Maddy [OFC], Fozzy & Kap [Original Creatures] Word Count: 1,084 Warnings: Language, suspense, injury Author’s Notes: If your name is crossed out, it’s only because Tumblr won’t let me tag you. I’m sorry. 

ONE TWO THREE FOUR  

Dean and Sam waited down in the kitchen while Fozzy soothed Maddy to sleep, promising her that he would be there when she woke.

“This is going to be an awkward conversation,” Sam huffed out as he sat at the table.

Dean had just slipped out of his jacket. “Why do you say that?”

Sam looked at Dean like he had just sprouted another head. “I can’t hear him, remember?”

“But upstairs-” Dean started.

“Fozzy must’a been using you or something, all I heard was your voice.”

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Because I loves it....

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

@miss-spnm0mma @growningupgeek @crazypurpleoctopus @percywinchester27 @sdavid09 @wayward-mirage

Balls! People actually read that?

@mamapeterson @jerkbitchidjitassbutt @iwantthedean

Jensen Ackles | CW Upfronts 2017 (May 18) [credits]

@jerkbitchidjitassbutt glasses porn

I’m going to make it my mission to write the single worst novella in history:

“she giggled a giggle that is the kind of giggle you giggle when you are wondering why your father never loved you.”

“he tickled her delicate axe wound with his prehensile finger forks and he stuck his prehensile wet facefinger so far up her indescribable mash-hole he could almost taste her brain stem”

“He was bleeding profusely out of his spleen, but not in a good way”

“He had a personality like a mash up between the shamwow guy and an anal hemorrhage”

@mamapeterson @jerkbitchidjitassbutt @mrswhozeewhatsis

how to write smut

 - Fire. Everything is metaphorically on fire  - All the things that are on fire are also dripping  - Name seven things in the room. Those seven things are now pulsing  - Pulsing with fiery drippery  - Someone is heaps like a swan  - Five sentences of physically implausible positions  - The transition of two of those positions would probably turn one person inside out and heaps maim the other person  - Three hundred names for a penis  - One really poorly thought out name for a vagina  - Both are on fire, but neither have chlamydia  - She didn’t think she could do the thing. She did the thing. She gasps for the thirteenth time this paragraph  - He stuck his throbbing memberpoledickpenisrodthingbishophosejackhammertool into her flowery fuckhole  - Person A is bending backwards into anatomically incorrect positions again, nobody seems to care or call an exorcist  - Person B hasn’t stopped gasping, someone should probably find an inhaler to alleviate their “swanlike neck”  - Ends in some kind of imagery of fireworks or sunset or some other really orange thing you’d see on a middle age woman’s screensaver

😂 im dead

This and the post before it came across my dash within minutes of each other. The timing couldn’t have been better.

Here's how you do it kids. @mamapeterson @jerkbitchidjitassbutt @iwantthedean @mrswhozeewhatsis

You stop it. Stop it right now! @jerkbitchidjitassbutt

Figured you’d want this gif lol…

hehehehehehehehehehe you have found a way to my heart. 

also def saved to my desktop…. for reasons… 

@jerkbitchidjitassbutt Dean glasses porn

side effects of being numb due to mental illness:

this🙌🏼

So much this

Song Fic Saturday

This might be a new thing, we will see how this first one goes. It’s a spur of the moment idea, but I’m gonna run with it.

Send me a song in an ask, and, if I can come up with an idea for it, I will write a short summary of the fic I would write for that song, along with the character/actor and genre (fluff, Angst, etc.) that I would choose.

Like I said, if this goes well, I’ll do it every so often. Time allowing, I maybe even write some of the ideas into oneshots or whatever they come out to be.

On mobile, but tagging a few people who may be interested or who might be kind enough to signal boost: @ashleymalfoy @ellen-reincarnated1967 @atc74 @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @death2thevirgin @busybee612 @daydreamingintheimpala @avasmommy224 @jpadjackles @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms @mamaredd123 @chelsea072498 @jensen-jarpad @growningupgeek @iwillprobablybechangingthislater

Boost

WHAAAAAAAAT?!

So this happened and I have no words to adequately describe how taken aback I am. All I can say is thank you and it’s not enough. You have been there for me when I’ve needed it most and you mean the world to me. 

Now… to celebrate. 10 days ago, I posted the master list for a writing challenge that was, in my opinion, pretty damn successful. I’ve had several requests to do another round, so, without further ado, round 2 of  the Album Fanfiction Challenge has been given the green light. 

Have you ever been listening to an album and the lyrics just spoke to you, inspired a work of fanfiction in some sort of way? That’s been happening to me a lot lately, so I thought why not make a challenge out of it. 

Here are the rules:

ANY QUESTIONS? Make sure to check out the FAQ page.

Oh my lord, my Tumblr wife is so amazing! Way to go, love!

Kinda true, I think.

Who’s mommy’s snugly, vicious murderer?

well i didn’t come here to pray

Start by never using a preposition to end a sentence with.

Dear Sir, This topic of regular discussion amongst several of my nerdier friends. Yes, I understand precisely how disturbingly awesome that makes us sound. Several of my instructors militantly subscribed to this particular rule. However, I find that it is a woefully difficult rule to implement effectively. Strict adherence leads to painfully awkward sentence phrasing. I have, in both my personal and professional wrriting, essentially ignored this rule. My belief is that writing should communicate thoughts and ideas clearly. That said, I do concede that it may be worth revisiting sentences in order to avoid ending with a preposition; should the phrasing allow. I would be most interested in hearing your thoughts on the issue. Best. @dwpreturns