You know what a bouquet means to me? Group Sex.

Reasons why I hate you

1. If you ran away from sakura you could run away from my father

2. With you being the hoe you are you could run off with some other people yet have more kids and on and on

3. I don’t trust you

4. You seem VERY intimidating

5. YOU are the reason why my father never gets my name right

6. Your a bad influence

7. You don’t want anything to do with me

8. AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS BORUTO AND MY FATHER

@sasukeuchihaofkonoha 

I would never do any of those things to your father. Also, your dad is a dumbass, it isn’t my fault he gets your name wrong. 

And I never once said I want nothing to do with you. In fact, it is quite the opposite. I care about you, too.

Mhm 

Just don’t do anything to make me hate you more and just try paying attention more and don’t be like my father

Give Sasuke a break, Himawari. <3 He’s prickly on the outside, but he’s actually a softie. 

*Has a board game do my parenting for me*

Isn’t that what happened to you, Shikamaru? 

How different would my life be if I simply did not actually give half an effort when we took the chunin exams 🙄

How different would my life be if I didn’t make my battle all about girl drama.

Please, don't. I don't need Ino yelling her head off at me over fear that something happened to her son.

I swear if my son runs away...

ahhh he wont but i probably will

I’m sure your mother, father, and Sasuke would not appreciate that.

Please, don't. I don't need Ino yelling her head off at me over fear that something happened to her son.

I swear if my son runs away...

... What did you call my nephew?

Shikamaru, don’t worry. Himawari is way too young to date my son. It makes me feel icky.

Happy Valentine’s Day sweeties!!! Don’t forget to come by the Yamanaka flower shop to grab a bouquet for your beloved. 🥰 Or to drop off a Valentine for me. 😉

Hey there, Ino, happy Valentine’s. I did come here to give you some chocolate, and before you say anything, yes, I did already give some to Chouji too.

Before I head home... *scratches his head and gestures to the flowers* could you... help me with...........

Aw thank you Shikamaru.

And of course I’ll help you. I know you’re hopeless when it comes to this stuff. 🙄

Ha! @shikamaruofkonoha probably wishes I was still so in awe of him. 🙄

🙄Say what you want but I know you always count on me when you really need it

Whatever you know we are nothing when we aren’t working as a team. Ino-Shika-Cho needs all 3 of us!

I know, I know! I wouldn’t be anything without the two of you, both on the battlefield and off.

... Which is why I give you permission to kick my ego down as much as you want. (I think Temari does a damn good job at keeping my ego in check as much as it needs to be already, but what are friends for?)

Oh you know I happily knock you down a few pegs. Temari and I talk about it all the time. 😉

Okay I feel inclined to redo some of the earlier ones because now I kinda understand how to use the editing software I'm using

@inoofkonoha

I love this thank you. 🥰🥰🥰🥰