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Honey Deerling Writes

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idk if it's just bc i myself am thicc, but i am so tired of new Hot Boy Fandoms™ cropping up, and all of them are just skinny twinks in different fonts. where are my thicc guys? and i don't mean unrealistic bodybuilder muscles. give me men who have tummies and love handles!!!! give me men whose thighs TOUCH!!!!! have you ever motorboated man thighs? man TUMMY????? fucking godly experience, 10/10

i want men whose muscles flex and ripple behind plush fat!!!! i want men who are comfy to cuddle and lay upon!!!!! GIVE ME MEN WITH CHUBBY CHEEKS!!!! MEN WITH FAT TIDDIES!!!!!! MEN WHO MAKE ME DOUBLE TAKE AS THEY WALK AWAY!!!!!!! SHOW ME BACK FAT! SHOW ME THIGHS! SHOW ME FAT TUMMIES! SHOW ME BACK ROLLS!!!!!!! god i just Fucking LOVE PLUS SIZED MEN!!!! I WANT TO SEE MORE OF THEM IN FANDOM CULTURE!!!!!!

anyways, if you have any plus size masc art or writing to share, please do! it's representation that's desperately needed

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i know i'm not as well-known on here as i used to be, but i do have requests open rn

genres: fluff, angst, platonic or romantic

formats: headcanons, scenarios, one shots, reactions, incorrect quotes

off-limits genres: nsfw (i just don't feel capable of writing it rn)

off-limits for romance: Epel, Ortho, Cater, Sebek, Idia

i do mostly x-reader, but i can do x-oc too! just send me a description of your oc's personality

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stretch marks on men...omg UNHOLY levels of hot

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Guys just a PSA to report/block this person. I did think they were whitewashing Leona, and while I am incorrect, the problem is them spouting this bullshit:

DO NOT HARASS THEM

I literally wouldn't mind that much if it weren't for that reply. Gross. Maybe I'm overeacting, but this sort of thing always upsets me. Whitewashing is not okay, their response is just that "I don't see colour" type or nonsense, not about if I was mistaken or not.

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Q.P.R. Headcanons; First years

I never knew that I needed aro head cannons in my life but now I need like 42 more so I DEMAND *asking nicely* for more please - @bakdbfi

Summary: aro-ace first years x aro-ace gn! Reader. Things you guys get up to in a queerplatonic relationship.

A/N: hee hee I am once again on time for aro awareness week 😁

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ayo imagine there's not really any kind of a t*rrorism theat in twst, so no tsa

yuu: yeah i've never understood those airport running scenes in romcoms. ain't no way tsa would let anyone through that quickly
ace: what's tsa?
yuu: oh it stands for...actually idk what it stands for exactly. but basically it's the line you go through at the airport with the metal detectors, and bomb detecting dogs. you have to strip your external layers and shoes, and sometimes they make you take off more to prove you're not a threat. it's such a hassle cuz it takes fucking forEVER and the tsa agents are yelling at you the entire time
ace: what...the hell??? why would that even be necessary?????
yuu: ....uh
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random late night 🍃 thought

what if the whole "seven dorm, seven realm, kinda implied to be the og 7's historical locations" thing is gonna turn out to be like a she-ra princess of power "each princess needed to unlock a deep and world-destroying magic" kinda thing

or maybe a "seven sacrifice, seven ressurected" typa deal

cuz i mean, just the implications from the dorm locations is unreal. and Crowley is pretty explicitly implied to be a lil sus in the intro scene (not evil necessarily, but definitely villainous (ya know, bc of the school themed around worshipping villains thing))

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