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(bangs fist on table) i want him sweaty, whimpering, overstimulated, moaning, sniffling, twitching, squirming, whining, gasping, bucking his hips, drooling, begging (swipes papers onto the floor)

NOW

sketch: original!binghe finding original!shen yuan

after reading the bingge/bingmei extras, i imagined original!binghe going to another dimension and finding the original shen yuan. Like, just knocking on the lil dude's door all casual like?

and poor unsuspecting original!shen yuan, who's still deeper in denial than an african lungfish, opens the door and is immediately greeted by bingge's giant luscious man titties and then he has a heart attack and dies

The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

oh my god

That was timed so well oh my god

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

review for a public library

@sauntering-vaguely-downwards

Cat living a better life than me

Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

It's baffling that the Isabel J. Kim story that blew up on here is the Omelas one and not her Achilles fic "You Will Not Live to See M/M Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension"

If he’s already there might as well

remember when jimmy kimmel asked david duchovny and gillian anderson why they were doing shit in the late 90s like, idk, not inviting each other to the other one’s secret shotgun wedding or telling the press that their coworker was a pretentious jackass and gillian very seriously was like well it was really very humid in vancouver. so you can imagine the kind of stress we were under

Pointing out that in SVSSS Luo Binghe has way less kills then Wei Wuxian is always funny because Wei Wuxian stans think I'm saying something negative about Wei Wuxian's character and morality and SVSSS fans understand that I'm pointing out that Luo Binghe is a wannabe loser (positive)