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confused dork

@caffeinetheory

Just experiencing this reality like the rest of us. Pan and wanting a good plan.
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Safe House [Rewrite]

It is finally here, I hope you guys like it as much as the original. with the writing changes I have now it didn’t feel right to just continue so I have decided to start from the beginning again with little tweaks here and there

(don’t get used to notes in front, it won’t be the norm I promise)

The weather outside was perfect as Mari skated down the street. Early enough that the sidewalks were mostly hers, as she sailed down the short strip to her second home. Pulling her phone out of the pocket of the black and blue jacket recently finished she fished the headphones out and got ready to check the upcoming events for the week.

A lighter work load greeted her but a slight frown threatened to grace her face as she saw the anniversary coming up followed by a League meeting. Always a fun combo. It had been what five years, or was it seven now? The time right after still feels like a fog and maybe it is better that way. The silver ring that slightly moved in the wind on her chest gave her comfort. He wouldn’t stand for her to woolly in self pity, not anymore. It brought a slight smile to her face, in a way he was still with her after all.

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catchymemes
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a-daks

This is terrifying rhetoric but I need to add that my stupid ass thought the fish changed its sex out of spite after getting transphobic comments. Like it could read and that was the catalyst

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

Rb to have pretty chosen gender teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon.

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earhartsease

transcendental hygienist

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aplpaca

yes senshi is built like a bear and gets all the pantyshots and can cook like a god but also that man is the most asexual character in the whole fuckign series. he has absolutely nothing going on in that department. dude has miso soup where his sexuality would be

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karlydraws

And it's funny to think bc in Japanese brain(intelligence) is often called 脳味噌 [noumiso] which directly translates brain+miso(yes the bean paste to make the soup)

This guy literally has noumiso in his head... He's misosexual

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egax

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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freefitty

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

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manypersons

gotta queue this for next year too

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t4tails

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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cryptidclaw

I love warrior cats so much bec they are silly little kitty cats. Despite everything, despite all the horrors, they fucking look like this -

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buddhabrand

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

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