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A very serious meeting with the Jedi council.

yoda

I finished reading Star Wars: The Living Force! Ki-Adi-Mundi and Yarael Poof are my favorite pair😆

I’m crying reading THR(2023) # 6

popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”

…..i wrote it

literally going to think of this 4ever

tag yourself im outerimjob

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester

besides vader

how could you leave this in the tags

“Yeah you just have to learn to ignore it. If he gets what he wants every time he throws a tantrum and starts summoning the forces of darkness, he would be totally unbearable to live with.” - Din Djarin

mandalorian helmets should have little hooks so the owner could attach charms to it like its an old phone case

the most dangerous bounty hunter in the galaxy shows up to kill u and hide your body except he looks like this. do u see the vision

as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

"anakin shouldn't have done that" he was huffing space gasoline at age 7 literally what did you expect. "obi-wan shouldn't have done that" he literally goes through a window face first in episode 2. "padme shouldn't have done that" she's had a career since she was 10

i was giving this girl head in my car and she pulled me up and said "look, someone's coming" so i looked and there was just a guy skateboarding down the road wielding a double-edged lightsaber

i just ordered a pizza but i think i unwittingly set the jedi purge in motion help

what if both

dave filoni and jon favreau shaking and dry heaving after hearing that writers shouldn’t rely on references and nostalgia bait to carry a show

OH MY GOD

i’m having a maul moment

How to baby, with Good Dad Mace Windu and Questionable Dad Qui-Gon Jinn.

Yes I am reading Master and Apprentice by Claudia Gray. Yes I’m only at the beginning. Yes Qui-Gon is trying, but he just doesn’t know what he’s doing, poor dude.