coo coo bananas

made this real quick 😋 based on this

Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap

life is about bisexuality, vampires, and red eyeshadow

NORMALIZE GIRL CYLINDER

What I say: Yeah I play vampire the masquerade!

What I mean: I have slaughtered vampire the masquerade and desecrated it’s corpse to pull out the useable and interesting concepts contained within its graphic design nightmare of a rule book. I have then become Frankenstein and brought to life my own monster that I call VTM and show to my friends while desperately hiding the rest of it with the skeletons in my closet. It possess the capacity to explore very serious themes and trauma in an interesting way-

What they hear: I like Gay vampires

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

which limb?

penis

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

You find a treasure chest on your path

>ignore (scroll past)

>pick up (read more)

Sorry I just couldn’t stop visualizing this

these suck but a spent way too much time making these so you all better enjoy them. i hope people find use for them

if i may add,

these suck but a spent way too much time making these so you all better enjoy them. i hope people find use for them

if i may add,

also it’s girls night (horrific shrieking from the santa monica pier)

IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER

let me psychoanalyze you by telling you which wwdits character ur coded as and which one is ur favorite

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone

this blog is actually a pro-vampire zone. i actively encourage the presence of vampires here.