just a scavenger

if i was a deer the first thing i would do is get a prion disease. the second thing i would do is run into traffic

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

I would never make high pitched noise

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theyre pinning my wings to a cork board tomorrow

the most infuriating thing about personal growth is that even if someone else did have the answer you needed and conveyed it to you in a precise and effective matter, it won't make sense until you're ready for it. you could hear it every day of your life and it wouldn't matter a fucking bit until it finally clicks. there's very little you can do to influence when that happens, either

not my beautiful ass eating oatmeal

me when i fucking GET you

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

There was something you were hiding, on the night you ran away.