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A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known."
At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who has scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki.
"What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?"
The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka."
"True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else."
The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes.
The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.
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Gina going from a Dusty simp/stalker/fat fetishist to Kevin’s normal girlfriend was such a terrible downgrade. How could they do that to her...

#paradise pd
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The only upside to Brickleberry getting cancelled is that Steve and Ethel never became an official couple. I like their dynamic, their relationship in the abortion episode was hilarious but if they had actually gotten together their characters would’ve been downgraded so fast, just look at what happened to Gina from Paradise PD when she got with Steve 2.0

#brickleberry
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Saw another post criticizing the “strong female character” archetype because we need female characters with more diverse personalities so I finally decided to post my own feelings on this topic. I’m of two minds on this topic- on one hand I agree, diversity in female characters is always good, ON THE OTHER HAND, why are we so criticial of the strong female archetype? When it comes to male fans of fictional series, all a male character has to do is be cool and badass, he doesn’t even need to have a personality and guys will be creaming themselves over him. I think female fans should extend this same leniency towards female characters. And this isn’t even getting into how so many people say they want flawed female characters instead of “perfect” ones, but will hate on those female characters the moment they actually do show flaws 🤣 Flawed female character or too perfect female character, neither is exempt from fandom complaints...

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I was so caught up in how cool the demons in helluva boss looked that for a moment I forgot fandom misogyny existed until the youtube HB fandom rudely reminded me

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What do you MEAN Welcome to Heaven is one of the least liked hazbin hotel songs?? It’s the best one, smh the injustice...

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I’m really glad I wasn’t active in the one piece fandom while WCI and Wano were coming out because the hate for Big Mom would’ve made me so mad... Anyways I’m still holding out hope that she appears in Elbaf

#pissposting
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I understand thirsting over ugly male characters in pieces of media that have 0 attractive men bc I do that all the time, but Buggy fangirls... Please raise your standards.... There are so many cooler more attractive male characters in one piece 😭

#pissposting
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Feminism and hardcore antinatalism are incompatible imo... How are you hoping for a better future for women while at the same time wanting or expecting the human species to go extinct?? This isn’t even getting into how racially insensitive I’ve seen antinatalists being (“Sure this minority group is oppressed and their population dwindling but NOBODY should be having kids so 😇”). At that point just say you’re a nihilist or “blackpilled doomer” instead

#feminism#to be clear im not conflating antinatalists with childfree ppl. those are two separate things
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