“I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life.”

When it comes to Hawke. it is even ridiculous how much Anders loves Hawke. How he is so exited to finally meet someone who doesn’t outright judge him , or call Templar, someone who needs him. 

I think after all Anders went through Hawke is the second person in his life to act like that. The first is Hero OF Ferelden, Warden Commander. That is why Anders loves them both, forever. 

Even if he would not end up together with Hawke he still loves him. 

He didn’t do anything as Anders searched for the keys. He just looked at him with a smile until he said he would be in bed in no time. “But I am not tired, mum. Really I can stay awake all night.” He would probably fall asleep the moment he hit the bed, but he didn’t want to, he wanted to stay awake.

Archer kept looking at Anders the whole time and not even caring where they went and when eh was suddenly at his mansion. He smiled even more, chuckled and tried to find the key. “I am sure I have it here somewhere…I mean it should b here.”

Archer smiled at Anders and he might had a little too much to drink right now. So he felt rather clumsy but he was glad Anders was here. “Yeah…you should get better looking and I could get more drunk.”

A bit more NSFW than the last one. Add ’ +’ to reverse.

💋 - to kiss down my muse’s body. 👅 - to have oral sex with my muse. 👂 - to sensually lick my muse’s ear. 💤 - to cuddle up with my muse, after sex. 💦 - to give my muse an orgasm. 👕 - to undress my muse. 👀 - to admire my muse’s naked form. 🤳 - to take a picture/record our muses. 🙈 - to have 1st time sex with my muse.

• “I’m wearing heels and a beret at 8 am and nobody seems to care.”
• “Vegans aren’t allowed in Texas.”
• “If I flip a coin and it’s heads, I’ll go through with it, but if it’s tails, I’ll still go through with it because I’m awesome.”
• “Spoiler alert: Jesus wins.”
• “Someone told me a knock knock joke and I cried for four hours straight.”
• “I could put flowers inside it, or like, drop my Legos inside it.”
• “Would you take out the trash, bae?”
• “Your rabbit is so evil. I swear it’s out to get me.”
• “I feel like I’m dipping my hand in poop.”
• “I’m a little worried this is going to stain my skin, but you know, it’s Friday, so let’s party.”
• “I’m nocturnal. Kinda like a bat.”
• “The scariest possible thing that could be sent to you there is, ‘hey, girl/man, send me some nudes.’”
• “Last night, it was too windy for my booty-call to make it over.”
• “If you have $300 and a lot of friends, then you can get barely tipsy in a bathtub.”
• “I’m gonna ship your ass out of here. I can’t stand you anymore.”
• “What the fuck. Get your crusty ass off those veggies.”
• “Can you stop taking selfies every 3 steps? It’s annoying.”
• “I think you’re butt-chugging on accident.”
• “I complimented you. Now you have to have sex with me.”
• “PSA: not everyone wants to get in your pants.”
• “I’m kind of hip.. I mean, I watch music videos.”
• “Oh, shit! .. I mean oh, shoot.”
• “I taste like I need some sleep.” 
• “It looks very evil even though it’s ice cream colored.”
• “I have a bad case of the manboobs.”
• “Hands up or I’ll kill you right in the face!”
• “If I weren’t wearing pants right now, it’d just be like: right butt-cheek alert.”
• “You know what? This is my best friend now and I’m taking him/her home.”
• “I’m really good at lying, so I think I’ll do great.”
• “Are you calling me out?”
• “I feel very dirty that I was not able to express my emotions.”
• “Why did you bring children?” 
• “It smells like feet.” 
• “I’m a fucking excellent cuddler. I’m a god damn pro.” 
• “Is this poison?” 
• “I don’t wake up in the morning and go ‘you know what I wanna do? I wanna eat a tarantula today’.”
• “This is not something you’re supposed to eat.”
• “I slapped a stranger in the face because s/he didn’t wish me happy birthday.”
• “They sell babies at the hospitals sometimes.”
• “I think I would be a very successful, but highly inappropriate elementary school teacher.” 
• "S/He’s like a man and s/he looks like s/he’s pooping.”
• “Aww, I’m gonna hang it up on the fridge for a week until you forget about it.”
• “Why do you have these rules in place? Let us be free.”
• “You should burn this.”
• “How many eggs do I need? Fuck it. I’ll just buy all of them.” 
• “I’ve got blue balls of the heart.” 
• “I don’t like babies, but I do like parties.” 
• “Oh, sorry I don’t do drugs.” 
• “[NAME] wants to make me smile. Good fuckin’ luck.” 
• “I smiled once and I hated it.” 
• “You know, white bread’s a lot like me: plain, not super healthy, but generally likable.”
• “It feels like I’m massaging a really squishy butt.” 

• “Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!”
• "We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?”
• “Pants are just an illusion.”
• “Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.”
• “Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..”
• “Hey, the cat crashed your car.”
• “I thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isn’t, so now we have a bouncy house.”
• “It’s not a mattress, it’s my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.”
• “[NAME]’s a VIP at that one strip club….. What’s it called again… 'Golden Corral’?”
• “I’m bleeding?!”
• “I have to tell you a secret…”
• “You think it’s important that I lost my shirt?! You think it’s important?! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ TIE HIS SHOES!!!”
• “I need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or I’m fucked.”
• “I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”
• “Look, man, I didn’t mean to pee on you.”
• “Thanks for letting me room with you… By the way, vodka makes me gassy.”  
• “You want to go to Taco Bell?”
• “I lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?”
• “Wow, you look so much better when I’m drunk. You should try it more often.”
• “I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!”
• “Hello, 911? Are you still awake?”
• “Jesus told me to do it.”
• “I’m really sorry I’m so creepy everybody…”
• "This is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.”
• “How many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.”
• “HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?”
• “Hamsters have feelings, too..”
• “Who convinced me to come here?”
• “The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”
• “I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!”
• “Look at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, that’d be cool..”
• “You’re not very hot, but maybe after another beer or two..”

Archer nodded and he couldn’t see Varric’s look but he also didn’t mind he was there long enough. Longer than he would have wanted and now he could go home with Anders. Besides who said they would be sleeping, resting was also a different kind of thing. “I think so…she wanted to go shortly after we left. So I think she should be at her friends place rihgt now.”

It was a little bit harder at first and he wanted to kind of well have Anders for himself and not be like having to be quiet. Besides they started off rather awkward since Archer really didn’t like mages. But he took Anders everywhere since he was a healer. He even took him into the deep roads. So he felt kind of save but them getitng together was only a matter of time. He kept quiet for the rest of the game until he squeezed Anders hand. “I think we can go home now.”

Archer turned his gaze slowly to Anders since he was kind of curious on what Anders had in mind other than playing cards. And they just arrived, well before that card game and he didn’t want Varric to talk again since he was spending so much time with Anders. “A little bit, okay? My mother is still home and she wanted to go out. So a little bit.” Well he wanted to get home now as well, but he tried to be calm and well they would have the whole mansion and not have to be so quiet.