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FYIs:
- They/she pronouns, please don't call me sis/queen/miss/ma’am/goddess/etc.
- I follow from my main (yeetlemain)
- If you write f/f fic of my blorbos I need to know about it
- Minors DNI
Fanfic, meta, funsies listed below the cut ⬇️
Fanfic, meta, funsies listed below the cut ⬇️
This is literally the core of what our fight for liberation means
whatever I don’t even like your big slutty eyes and swagless aura
I lied, I want you so badly
Kinn, hanging on by a thread: what are we 🥺
Porsche: I’m a witch 🧙😜
Jeff king i know you want everyone to watch you being dommed and chained and hurt for longer than 3 minutes that mvs usually allow you too so like please use your first tv show opportunity wisely
when paintings lead to love, but love is not solely about two people. is it wrong? if ‘she’ and ‘she’ want to be together?
Us, Coming Soon
Toon, I bought one for you too. How did you know I also like lattes? So, you do?
MY MARVELLOUS DREAM IS YOU (2024) | Episode 2
Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.
louis is dickmatized this louis is dickmatized that armand is dickmatized to the point that he gets called the embodiment of thirst by lestat. lestat. for half a millennium armand periodically gets into lestat's face and is like you destroyed my cult you made me a laughing stock to my own henchmen you robbed me of my life's purpose you found my maker and had him tell you all the secrets of our kind that he refused to tell me but you know what would fix me. your dick. and then lestat will say something like i literally just beat the shit out of you or i just survived attempted patricide and am a raving skeleton dressed in rags and armand just puts his fingers to lestat's lips and is like shh shh it literally makes me want you more. and lestat realizes once again that this guy is batshit insane and reflexively thrusts out an arm and pushes him off a roof. and armand skulks around lestat's resting place like a starved raccoon. and then a couple decades later lestat will stumble partially blind out of a new adventure and squint at armand like jesus fucking christ please don't tell me you still love me and armand goes i'm ready to steal an eyeball for you king
via studio_onsaturn @ twitter | 21052024
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Compilation of random payurain gifs i've never uploaded ~
Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.
You have no idea how obsessively I'm stalking your page for an update
😭😭😭 as soon as I finish unfucking the giant continuity error I just happened to notice over the weekend, this chapter is hitting the fking bricks (ie going on ao3 where it can no longer threaten my psyche 🔪)
Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:
As someone who spent over a decade catering luxury events, let me add some back of house info:
Please don't get flagged please don't get flagged 🙏🙏🙏 pleaseeeee
(I am OKAYYY I am definitely not insane about this ! I definitely havent watched it a infinite amount of timesss like a totallyyy normal person)
guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!
any intruders are welcome to join us for story time
my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.
when will it be my turn.
The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel | My Personal Weatherman (2023) dir. Kato Ayaka