Chinese Rebels Defeated

Due to a lack of international support, the rebel forces have been squashed. There is nothing left of the rebels save for some scrambling armed forces desperately running like chickens with their heads cut off to hide back in the woodwork and evade the immense waves of Chinese troops.

"This would not be possible without the vital support received from our wonderful allies," says the Chinese Prime Minister. "Many thanks are in order."

The Prime Minister cited Canada, Germany, and Japan as  prime benefactors in its defeat of the rebels, and thanked many European countries such as Denmark, Greece, and Spain for their advocation of the government and willingness to send in support.

Rebel Hostage Named, Deceased

Su Yan Lu, the Chinese businesswoman taken hostage by the rebels, is confirmed dead by reliable sources.

Our prayers are with the family.

Rebellion claims lives

Despite the Chinese government's best efforts, it would appear that the rebellion has incurred several casualties, both civilian and rebel.

Han Lin, a rebel leader, lamented the loss of lives on both sides. "We don't want anyone to die," said Lin, "we just want this resolved. We will, however, do whatever it takes to make our voices heard."

Italy comes out in favor of China

Italy, like Greece and Denmark, is publicly against the Chinese rebellion.

Greece advocates against Chinese rebellion

Although no figures have been reported, the Greek government has come out in support of the current Chinese infrastructure, believing the rebellion unnecessary.

Denmark supports Chinese government

China has gained an ally in the form of Denmark, who has promised large funds to the Chinese Communist Party to help deal with the rebellion in any way.

This just in- President Elect Mitt Romney has commented on the evolving revolt in China.

US Implicated in Chinese Rebellion

This just in- we are receiving leaked information from rebel communications in China that the United States had provided millions of dollars to the rebels to be spent on supplies and munitions.

President Romney has yet to respond.

We have just received this video from an anonymous source in China. Our prayers are with the hostage and her family, and we hope this can come to a peaceful resolution. 

After months of curious events in China, large turmoil is finally becoming public. There is a full scale rebellion in central China, where the citizens believe they have been treated unfairly. They claim that they have been relegated the toxic runoff and horrific living conditions while the coastal elite have absorbed all of the wealth and the industrial prominence. 

As a result, the rebels are trying to pressure the government into spreading the wealth more fairly or, as an alternative, are trying to overthrow the current government to replace it. 

The rebels are requesting help from the international community, hoping countries that have any animosity against China and it’s moral stance will come to their aid. 

On the other hand, China's allies are already showing their support for the government. Canada, India and most of the European nations have voiced their support for the Chinese government who they hail as progressive and have condemned the violent rebels.

French Monopoly

In exchange for Italian investments in the French economy and green research, France now claims a total monopoly over Italy's green technology.

Romney's Arctic Plans

Soon after the election, Romney has abolished the US government's massive endorsmenent of green energy, and is seeking to instead turn back to traditional sources of energy like domestically located fracking.

As a result, the worldwide green energy coalition is beginning to collapse, and Romney is even aggressively seeking the right to drill for oil in the Arctic sheets. In response to this, Canada, which has become more and more an ally of China rather than the United States, has contested the extent of territory that the United States is laying claim to in the Arctic.

Without a peaceful resolution in sight, both governments have instead opted to let the new special Arctic committee that the UN has convened decided who will claim access to the oil rich parts of the Arctic, as well as whether or not to even allow oil exploration in the first place.

Countries like Denmark and Russia are also seeking to involve themselves in the debate, in the hopes of capitalizing on the possibility of greater oil supplies.

The polls have now closed, and the results are in.

Mitt Romney crushed Democratic contendor Julian Castro by a whopping 300 electoral votes. Romney swept the swing states of Florida, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, which Romney won with a 16% lead.

Mayor Castro, who has recently returned from providing humanitarian aid to India, was not able to sway the voters, despite his charisma and charm.

Dissent from the Democratic party may have arisen from the American population's unease with the handling of the Northwest Passage issue, or the United State's blatant endorsement of Greece's New Democratic Party.

Romney, who had written both a concession and victory speech this time around, proudly tossed the former aside as he took the stage in Massachusetts to accept his victory.

"This is a proud day for America," said the President-Elect, "and a proud day for the American people."

Romney did not speak on such key issues as foreign oil, the Greek election, or the Northwest Passage, but did comment on his plans for the future of the country.

"I'm an American, like you," said Romney. "I want what you want. And what you want, what we all want, is for America to thrive and flourish. I promise to focus on American jobs, American industries, American investments. I won't be so heavily involved with making overseas investments that will put holes in the pockets of millions of American people. I don't want that."

As we prepare to enter the next four years of a Romney presidency, we at CNN are eager to see how Romney's policies will impact the American presence at the current international conference.

We have here a message from Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

SYRIZA ELECTED

Population of Greece is relatively happy! The majority of the rioters feel at ease, though there is still minor unrest. Things are peaceful for now.

Blockbuster Deal

The Canadian and Chinese governments have come together to make a great deal with the up and coming powers in South America. 

Both Venezuela and Brazil have publicly expressed gratitude and excitement.

The details of the deal have yet to be published, but impressive oil trade is involved, looking to greatly improve the involved economies. 

USA and Canada buying influence in Greece

"I strongly suggest investing 10 million dollars in the SYRIZA party," said a Canadian representative. "If the New Democratic Party succeeds, Greece will not be able to evolve."

Meanwhile, the United States has invested 30 million dollars in the New Democratic Party, part of the governments quoted "Massive funding" required to ensure an ND victory.