Vic

You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically

Gay_irl

my bully showed me his bulge and I still struggle about sucking the dicks of ‘bad people’ (like military/cops/etc)

me: i accept and open myself up to the fact that in order to improve my life i will have to do things that are scary

me when the things are scary:

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the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

its really easy making friends on Tumblr actually. you just become your friends' algorithms. i see garfield i send it to my garfield mutual. i see hedgehog i send it to my mutual who has a hedgehog. i see hedgehog (somic) i send it to my sonic the hedgehog mutual. ez

What if I got weirder

Also my ultimate hope for Goncharov is that it becomes a big enough meme that an interviewer asks Martin Scorsese something about its themes or whatever and, not wanting to admit that he has forgotten one of his own films, he answers seriously

ryan and shane discuss the motion picture goncharov (1973)

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time