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@snovmin / snovmin.tumblr.com

hi. im ash
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things i always keep in my backpack: 

  1. the bible (king james edition)
  2. a copy of the U.S. consitution
  3. a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

See, this is Chaotic Lawful and I am here for it

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averruncusho

Op your vibes r powerful. you’re god now.

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when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

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lil-brioche

People who deserve love, care and respect:

  ҉  ✼  ҉  ✼  ҉  ✼  ҉  ✼ 

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Dude in a phone booth, 1980.

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(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. ( •́  ‸•̀`) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

`Σ ( •́△•̀|||)` HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

sorry, i missed *aims again*

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