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I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

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imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

this is now rowlet’s theme

there’s something really special about finding an old post you remember and seeing it has several new additions. it’s like aw, the post grew up :)

(I edited it lol)

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

Y'all literally write fanfics like you're men. How is it that in your own fantasy world, you're not getting pleasure from it? With every reader x character, it's you pleasuring the character. Women write fanfics like how men view porn.

You're so feminist that even in your own fantasies, you think that you are ugly and that this character would never want you. So unless they're degrading, using, and beating you. That's the only true way you think that they could ever desire you.

I'm not even going to get started on the of-age-reader x underage characters because if I need to tell you why that's wrong, you need to be put on a watch list.

Can we ban shy!readers? please 🙏

This post gets traction once again once in a blue moon and it will forever haunt me… this is my roman empire

I hate it

I love it

I hate it so much.

I need a ghost writer for a BDSM smut King of the Hill fanfic where Hank Hill is gagged the whole time. I want to call it Silent Hill.

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

posts that should have 50k notes and also should not exist at the same time

crowdsourced smut

Pro-pain and pro-pain accessories

i took a philosophy class my first year at community college, and it was the funnest shit ever - prof gave us a powerpoint and told us to fight with him when we disagreed so we could have discussions, then gave us his steam username so we could play racing games together. one time, he told us this story about a prof he had in grad school - guy was tenured, and apparently a great teacher. but he had this time built into his schedule where other profs would be in labs, experimenting, doing research, where he stood in his empty classroom with a warm cup of tea and stared out the window. for these 1.5 hour schedule blocks. and the administration would come to him and be like “dude, we’re not paying you to stare out the window, why aren’t you working?” and he’d say, “i am working. i’m a philosopher, it’s my job to contemplate the world and life and that’s what I’m doing,” and they couldn’t do shit cause he was tenured. and then every handful of years he’d pop out a book that blew everybody’s tits off and they’d get a surge of new philosophy grads come to study with him and make the school a lot of money.

So yeah, i think that’s still what being a philosopher is like

The philosophy professor at my 2 year college did things like:

He was a very good professor, didn’t make us add fluff to our essays and once made me cry about an art museum. Good times, miss his classes

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I distinctly remember my 17 years old self fighting with my 64 years old philosophy teacher about Freud and she scream to me “that’s it, disagree with me and prouve me wrong with good argument, that’s philosophy”.

I now used philosophy to win internet argument.

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

Iceland is installing electrical columns in the form of walking iron giants.

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some anthropologist far in the future is going to write so many wrong papers about this

was just forced to witness a gif set of dylan o’brien reading out thirst tweets about him. he was starring in an mtv show about Teen Wolves in the 2010s he doesn’t give a shit. unflappable. why don’t we talk about “thanks for the support, Jan!” more. you can’t break him.

he’s thanking you for your support jan.

hey I'm gonna make "that cums severely" a thing okay? that's good with everyone right? you're all gonna incorporate that into your everyday vernacular yes? it's the next big thing I promise. it's gonna be the new fortnite. you can trust me.