>:c

• “He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
• “She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
• “I don’t think it’s love…”
• “So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
• “I don’t even like chocolate.”
• “Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
• “I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
• “Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
• “If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
• “I’ve never had a Valentine.”
• “Will you be my Valentine?”
• “Do you have a Valentine yet?”
• “No one ever serenades me any more.”
• “Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
• “Any secret admirers?”
• “Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
• “I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
• “Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
• “Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
• “We’re never getting back together.”
• “So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
• “How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
• “We’re not together any more.”
• “If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
• “It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
• “What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
• “I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
• “I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
• “Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
• “I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
• “I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
• “I am not wearing that.”
• “When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
• “It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
• “I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
• “If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
• “Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
• “Who did you get all these roses for?”
• “I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
• “So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
• “Valentines? Pft!”
• “That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
• “What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
• “My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
• “Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
• “A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”