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Someone has a really bad definition of "worst" here, they both timed this perfectly imho.

I see this as an absolute win!

Man, I love how often i forget what an absolute monster Dazai is when it comes to strategy

This gets an award for being the first thing in my life I’ve translated to make me cry. please. look at this

here's some mp100 panels that make me feel raw unfiltered joy

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

reading a quote from marcus aurelius's meditations to my middle school students at the start of every class has been one of the best decisions i ever made as a teacher, partly because it exposes them to ancient literature but mostly because now i have a bunch of twelve year olds who talk like this

Making a collection of these

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

The baby males will practice their tail display with little hatchling feathers! They also get 'top knots' which will develop into adult crests!

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ONEOF MY BOSSES DECIDED TO COME OUT AS SHE/THEY AT TONIGHTS OFFICE PARTY BUT I SH

FUCKING CHRIST

I decided tonight was the night I was gonna come out as he/him so I dressed in my "day off clothes" but APPARENTLY SHE WANTRD TO COME OUT TONIGHT TOO becausse I saw a pretty lady I didn't recognize and went to introduce myself AND IT WAS ****HER**** AND IM FUCKING. STANDIBG IN A CORNER. FUCK

IT LOOKS LIKE EE FUCKING SWITCHED ON PURPOSE